Cards Against Humanity describes Obama in CEO job posting

The popular game Cards Against Humanity is looking for a CEO — and it appears they want former President Barack ObamaBarack Hussein ObamaPatagonia files suit against Trump cuts to Utah monuments Former Dem Tenn. gov to launch Senate bid: report Eighth Franken accuser comes forward as Dems call for resignation MORE for the job.

In a job posting the company made via a Chicago craigslist ad, the company said it’s looking for someone with a “minimum of eight years experience of President of the United States of America,” who ideally is “a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.”

The company said it “wasted an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get Hillary ClintonHillary Diane Rodham ClintonGrassley blasts Democrats over unwillingness to probe Clinton GOP lawmakers cite new allegations of political bias in FBI Top intel Dem: Trump Jr. refused to answer questions about Trump Tower discussions with father MORE elected President.”

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The job requirements the game posted include:

- Strong public speaking skills

- Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure

- Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending

- Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn opposition

- Experience hunting terrorist masterminds

- Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation

- Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review

- Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher

- Passed comprehensive healthcare reform

- Natural born citizen of the United States

- Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint

The ideal candidate will be excited to travel for work and be a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Card Against Humanity describes itself as a “party game for horrible people.” 

Obama left office on Friday after President Trump was officially sworn is as the 45th president of the United States. The Obamas will live in Washington, D.C. until their youngest daughter, Sasha, finishes high school. They announced plans for the Obama Foundation, which will be based in Chicago's South Side.