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"We increase pressure on Iran for a good deal," Sen. Mark Kirk says.
"I think he's a guy that we can do business with," Sen. John Thune said.
Rep. Jody Hice's (R-Ga.) legislation restricts federal workers' union-related activities.
A Pentagon report shows a rise in suicides among active-duty personnel.
Aides slam conservative theories on the cause of Harry Reid's injuries.
The bill would make it easier for veterans to get help outside the VA system.
Rep. Sean Duffy's (R-Wis.) bill would rescind federal education funding to colleges that ban displays of the American flag on campus.
Rosa DeLauro's bill would impose a levy of one cent per teaspoon of caloric sweetener.
The Maryland Democrat suggested her proposal builds upon the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act.