House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) turns 70 today, and even the Republican National Committee is celebrating. Sort of.
The GOP group wrote a special poem for the Speaker, and even made up a not-so-nice card. Check them out:
Congratulations, you pushed it through,
Gamed the process and the CBO too!
But in response, your approval still wanes,
And now your title, Republicans claim.
Just hope that the voters don't remember
When they vote this upcoming November-
That Rahm, Harry, Barack - and you, Nancy
Passed this bill without transparency!
And covered up ethics scandals and more
From Rangel to Massa, and his tickle wars.
For kickbacks and gimmicks, budgets un-clipped
We give you this special Birthday pink slip.