No Republican presidential candidate was safe during last night’s “Saturday Night Live” parody of the latest GOP debate. 

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SNL mocked the candidates’ performance in the Fox Business Network debate last Thursday during a cold open. 

“Remember candidates, if at any time tonight your poll numbers drop below 3 percent, you will hear a loud gong then be escorted off the stage,” a debate moderator said. 

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie’s character was later booted off the stage as his poll numbers dropped. 

A fake Sen. Ted CruzRafael (Ted) Edward CruzCruz's Dem challenger slams Time piece praising Trump Race for Republican Speaker rare chance to unify party for election 32 male senators back Senate women's calls to change harassment rules MORE (Texas) defended his eligibility to become president by arguing there was no way he is Canadian. 

“Canadians are well-liked. I am not,” he argued. “Canadians are rugged and outdoorsy, where I myself am mostly made of pudding. Canadians are genuine and warm, whereas when I smile, it looks like I’m peeing.” 

Sen. Marco RubioMarco Antonio RubioGOP Senate candidates trade barbs in brutal Indiana primary Students gather outside White House after walkout to protest gun violence Overnight Energy: Senate confirms Bridenstine as NASA chief | Watchdog probes Pruitt’s use of security detail | Emails shine light on EPA science policy changes MORE (Florida) asked if he should blame his infamous boots for his standing in the polls. 

“I could lose the boots,” he said, showing the audience his heeled shoes. 

“I mean, come on. I’m young. I’m smart. I’m the only one up here with a chin.” 

Watch the sketch in the video player above.