Lawmakers yukked it up Wednesday night at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Washington, putting their best one-liners on the line at the Washington Press Club Foundation’s Congressional Dinner.

ADVERTISEMENT
The 69th annual dinner brought together journalists, staffers, and members of Congress, and featured remarks by Sen. Heidi HeitkampHeidi HeitkampOvernight Regulation: Senators call for 'cost-effective' regs | FCC chief unveils plans to roll back net neutrality Senators push 'cost-effective' reg reform Battle begins over Wall Street rules MORE (D-N.D.) and Rep. Jason ChaffetzJason ChaffetzChaffetz to have surgery, will miss several weeks in Washington Overnight Finance: Inside Trump's tax plan | White House mulls order pulling out of NAFTA | New fight over Dodd-Frank begins Oversight Dems want vote on Trump tax return bill MORE (R-Utah).

Heitkamp set low expectations for herself, saying near the beginning of her speech, “The truth is, like almost every politician you know, I’m not very funny.”

The crowd seemed to think otherwise, applauding and cracking up at the freshman senator’s mostly self-deprecating quips.

She recalled a time when, as North Dakota state tax commissioner, she was getting odd looks from a resident while giving a talk at a meeting: “She approaches me and she says, ‘Excuse me… you’ve tucked your skirt into the back of your pantyhose.’ ”

Heitkamp also took a slight dig at her colleague in Congress, Chaffetz, who famously slept in his office after arriving in the nation’s capital. She said with a smile, “I thought you’d want to know what it’s like to be 100th in seniority in the United States Senate. My office is small and certainly not big enough to live in.” She then turned to Chaffetz and cracked, “Was there room for the Donny and Marie posters?”

The lawmaker might soon have a new nickname when she returns to work after Wednesday’s speech: the unicorn. She received some of the biggest reaction from the crowd when she asked, “How did this middle-aged, redheaded Democrat win a United States Senate seat in a red state that the president lost by 21 points? To you, I’m like a unicorn.”

Chaffetz also had the crowd letting out loud laughs with his often-edgy barbs.

“As you know, Republicans are trying to turn over a new leaf. We really want to highlight the diversity of our party,” he said. “So they sent me — a white, male conservative Mormon from Utah to speak to you tonight.” He added to applause, “It’s basically the only constituency we have at this point.”

Saying his party originally wanted to send Sen. Marco RubioMarco RubioWhat’s with Trump’s spelling mistakes? Boeing must be stopped from doing business with Iran Top Trump officials push border wall as government shutdown looms MORE (R-Fla.) to address the Washington Press Club dinner, they settled on him instead because, “They figured with a name like Chaffetz, that’s close enough to be Hispanic.”

Chaffetz then surmised another reason he may have been picked to deliver jokes at the dinner: “I actually was under the impression because maybe I was an up and coming Republican. But then it turns out they were just looking for a way to save money on alcohol – you know, invite the Mormon!”

“The senator from Idaho isn’t here is he?” he said. The reference to Sen. Michael Crapo (R), who was arrested in December for driving under the influence, elicited gasps and thunderous claps from the audience.

Chaffetz told ITK after finishing up his speech that he was most nervous about getting laughs from the get-go and cracking up the crowd at the beginning of his speech.

At the annual event, Newsweek’s first female senior editor, Lynn Povich, was honored with the Washington Press Club Foundation’s Lifetime Achievement Award.

Others spotted at the gathering: Sen. Elizabeth WarrenElizabeth WarrenWarren to Trump: The Constitution applies to you, too GOP senator: Trump is 'moving at business pace, not government pace' Dems crowd primaries to challenge GOP reps MORE (D-Mass.) chatting at The Hill’s pre-dinner reception, Rep. Raul Ruiz (D-Calif.), Sen. Richard Shelby (R-Ala.), Sen. Richard BlumenthalRichard BlumenthalFCC head unveils plan to roll back net neutrality Senate votes to confirm Rosenstein as deputy attorney general Hoyer not insisting on ObamaCare subsidies in spending bill MORE (D-Conn.), a partygoer bringing Rep. James McGovern (D-Mass.) a scotch on the rocks, Sen. Mark BegichMark BegichPerez creates advisory team for DNC transition The future of the Arctic 2016’s battle for the Senate: A shifting map MORE (D-Alaska), Rep. Joaquin Castro (D-Texas) chatting with a bolo tie-sporting Sen. Martin HeinrichMartin HeinrichThe outdoor recreation economy is a force that is here to stay Senate Dems want Trump to release ethics waivers, visitor logs Senate Dems offer bill to restore internet privacy rules MORE (D-N.M.), Sen. Jeff FlakeJeff FlakeTrudeau, Trump speak for second night about US-Canada trade Trump says he may break up 9th Circuit Court after rulings go against him Trump administration weighing order to withdraw from NAFTA MORE (R-Ariz.), Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-Md.) and Sen. Mark UdallMark UdallPicking 2018 candidates pits McConnell vs. GOP groups Gorsuch's critics, running out of arguments, falsely scream 'sexist' Election autopsy: Latinos favored Clinton more than exit polls showed MORE (D-Colo.).