In the third presidential debate, America was treated to the latest, newest Mitt Romney.

The former neocon sounded like the newborn pacifist. Who was that masked man who kept agreeing with President Obama, and then moving to his left?

Who was that eloquent Republican championing increased foreign aid?

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Was that Sheldon Adelson I saw, asking for a refund? Was that Charles Krauthammer I saw, praying for redemption? Was that John Bolton I saw, pulling his hair out on Connecticut Avenue? Was that Dick Cheney I saw on Fox News, wearing a Rubio in ’16 button? Was that Paul RyanPaul RyanGOP divided over care for transgender troops Want bipartisan health reform? Make the debate honest again Ex-CBO directors defend against GOP attacks on ObamaCare analysis MORE I saw, praying to the skies and saying, "Forgive me, for I have sinned!”?