10. Oprah for the Democrats, Chuck Norris for the GOP. Is there anything that more clearly defines the differences between the parties?

9. Maybe it’s Barbra Streisand for the Democrats and Curt Schilling for the Republicans?

8. Are you detecting a pattern here?

7. Gennifer Flowers vs. Ann Coulter? Forget it.

6. Will GOP voters be swayed by the New York Times/CBS poll finding that only John McCainJohn McCainBush biographer: Trump has moved the goalpost for civilized society White House to pressure McConnell on ObamaCare McCain: Trump needs to state difference between bigots and those fighting hate MORE defeats Hillary ClintonHillary Rodham ClintonAssange meets U.S. congressman, vows to prove Russia did not leak him documents High-ranking FBI official leaves Russia probe OPINION | Steve Bannon is Trump's indispensable man — don't sacrifice him to the critics MORE and ties Barack ObamaBarack ObamaCongress needs to assert the war power against a dangerous president CNN's Don Lemon: Anyone supporting Trump ‘complicit' in racism DOJ warrant of Trump resistance site triggers alarm MORE while all other Republicans lose to both by substantial margins?

5. Doesn’t the Clinton campaign realize that Bill ClintonBill ClintonCongress needs to assert the war power against a dangerous president House Dems push to censure Trump over Charlottesville response Too many Americans with insurance are being denied coverage MORE’s mere presence on the stump diminishes Hillary?

4. Isn’t Mitt Romney’s attack ad against Mike Huckabee a recognition that he (Romney) is on the ropes in Iowa?

3. Can the Congress possibly recess for the year without funding American troops in Afghanistan and Iraq?

2. Doesn’t President Bush have the Democratic Congress on the defensive on both appropriations and Iraq?

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