10. Oprah for the Democrats, Chuck Norris for the GOP. Is there anything that more clearly defines the differences between the parties?

9. Maybe it’s Barbra Streisand for the Democrats and Curt Schilling for the Republicans?

8. Are you detecting a pattern here?

7. Gennifer Flowers vs. Ann Coulter? Forget it.

6. Will GOP voters be swayed by the New York Times/CBS poll finding that only John McCainJohn McCainSunday shows preview: Trump plans next steps Ex-Bush aide Nicolle Wallace to host MSNBC show Meghan McCain: Obama 'a dirty capitalist like the rest of us' MORE defeats Hillary ClintonHillary Rodham ClintonSamantha Bee roasts Trump at mock correspondents' dinner Dems seeing big increase in midterm House candidates When it comes to Israel, Trump’s first 100 days were one big fail MORE and ties Barack ObamaBarack ObamaComedian Hasan Minhaj blasts Trump, media at correspondents' dinner Trump invites Philippine's Duterte to the White House Social media users rip Fox graphic on economy under Trump, Obama MORE while all other Republicans lose to both by substantial margins?

5. Doesn’t the Clinton campaign realize that Bill ClintonBill ClintonBuzzFeed toasts free press at alternative WHCA party Why Trump sitting out the correspondents' dinner is a huuuge mistake Larry Summers: Mnuchin squandering his credibility with Trump tax proposal MORE’s mere presence on the stump diminishes Hillary?

4. Isn’t Mitt Romney’s attack ad against Mike Huckabee a recognition that he (Romney) is on the ropes in Iowa?

3. Can the Congress possibly recess for the year without funding American troops in Afghanistan and Iraq?

2. Doesn’t President Bush have the Democratic Congress on the defensive on both appropriations and Iraq?

1. Who has a better chance for a comeback, Al GoreAl GoreDiCaprio, Gore spotted at Climate March Overnight Energy: Trump orders review of national monuments, claiming ‘egregious abuse’ Al Gore: Trump climate moves ‘a shame’ MORE or Elvis?