10. Oprah for the Democrats, Chuck Norris for the GOP. Is there anything that more clearly defines the differences between the parties?

9. Maybe it’s Barbra Streisand for the Democrats and Curt Schilling for the Republicans?

8. Are you detecting a pattern here?

7. Gennifer Flowers vs. Ann Coulter? Forget it.

6. Will GOP voters be swayed by the New York Times/CBS poll finding that only John McCainJohn Sidney McCainRubio asks Army to kick out West Point grad with pro-communist posts The VA's woes cannot be pinned on any singular administration Overnight Defense: Mattis offers support for Iran deal | McCain blocks nominees over Afghanistan strategy | Trump, Tillerson spilt raises new questions about N. Korea policy MORE defeats Hillary ClintonHillary Diane Rodham ClintonChris Murphy’s profile rises with gun tragedies DNC, RNC step up cyber protections Gun proposal picks up GOP support MORE and ties Barack ObamaBarack Hussein ObamaAll five living former presidents to attend hurricane relief concert Overnight Health Care: Schumer calls for tying ObamaCare fix to children's health insurance | Puerto Rico's water woes worsen | Dems plead for nursing home residents' right to sue Interior moves to delay Obama’s methane leak rule MORE while all other Republicans lose to both by substantial margins?

5. Doesn’t the Clinton campaign realize that Bill ClintonBill ClintonAll five living former presidents to attend hurricane relief concert The Hill's 12:30 Report The Hill's 12:30 Report MORE’s mere presence on the stump diminishes Hillary?

4. Isn’t Mitt Romney’s attack ad against Mike Huckabee a recognition that he (Romney) is on the ropes in Iowa?

3. Can the Congress possibly recess for the year without funding American troops in Afghanistan and Iraq?

2. Doesn’t President Bush have the Democratic Congress on the defensive on both appropriations and Iraq?

1. Who has a better chance for a comeback, Al GoreAl GoreCNN to host town hall featuring Nancy Pelosi Tucker Carlson: Calling others 'racist' used to be a 'big deal' West Coast states eye early presidential primaries   MORE or Elvis?