10. Oprah for the Democrats, Chuck Norris for the GOP. Is there anything that more clearly defines the differences between the parties?

9. Maybe it’s Barbra Streisand for the Democrats and Curt Schilling for the Republicans?

8. Are you detecting a pattern here?

7. Gennifer Flowers vs. Ann Coulter? Forget it.

6. Will GOP voters be swayed by the New York Times/CBS poll finding that only John McCainJohn McCainCongress needs to support the COINS Act GOP’s message on ObamaCare is us versus them Frustrated Dems say Obama botched Russia response MORE defeats Hillary ClintonHillary Rodham ClintonPelosi on criticism of leadership: 'This is such a small item, it isn't about me' Trump: Obama didn't 'choke,' he 'colluded or obstructed' Juan Williams: Trump refills the swamp MORE and ties Barack ObamaBarack ObamaMichelle Obama surprises Chance the Rapper with BET Awards video Former Obama aide: ‘We followed the book’ in response to Russian meddling Scarborough: Obama controlling Trump with 'Jedi mind tricks' MORE while all other Republicans lose to both by substantial margins?

5. Doesn’t the Clinton campaign realize that Bill ClintonBill ClintonBill Clinton: 'The water is going to keep rising’ whether US stays in Paris or not Bill Clinton issues warning on opioid crisis: ‘It’s going to eat us all alive’ Poll: Former AG Lynch should be investigated MORE’s mere presence on the stump diminishes Hillary?

4. Isn’t Mitt Romney’s attack ad against Mike Huckabee a recognition that he (Romney) is on the ropes in Iowa?

3. Can the Congress possibly recess for the year without funding American troops in Afghanistan and Iraq?

2. Doesn’t President Bush have the Democratic Congress on the defensive on both appropriations and Iraq?

1. Who has a better chance for a comeback, Al GoreAl GoreBudowsky: Dems madder than hell Misreading lessons of an evolving electorate Manatt snags Jack Quinn MORE or Elvis?