10. Oprah for the Democrats, Chuck Norris for the GOP. Is there anything that more clearly defines the differences between the parties?

9. Maybe it’s Barbra Streisand for the Democrats and Curt Schilling for the Republicans?

8. Are you detecting a pattern here?

7. Gennifer Flowers vs. Ann Coulter? Forget it.

6. Will GOP voters be swayed by the New York Times/CBS poll finding that only John McCainJohn Sidney McCainMcCain rips Trump for attacks on press NSA spying program overcomes key Senate hurdle Meghan McCain says her father regrets opposition to MLK Day MORE defeats Hillary ClintonHillary Diane Rodham ClintonIntel Dem decries White House 'gag order' after Bannon testimony 'Total free-for-all' as Bannon clashes with Intel members Mellman: On Political Authenticity (Part 2) MORE and ties Barack ObamaBarack Hussein ObamaMcCarthy: ‘No deadline on DACA’ Democrats will need to explain if they shut government down over illegal immigration Trump’s first year in office was the year of the woman MORE while all other Republicans lose to both by substantial margins?

5. Doesn’t the Clinton campaign realize that Bill ClintonWilliam (Bill) Jefferson ClintonTrump’s first year in office was the year of the woman Can a president be impeached for non-criminal conduct? Dems search for winning playbook MORE’s mere presence on the stump diminishes Hillary?

4. Isn’t Mitt Romney’s attack ad against Mike Huckabee a recognition that he (Romney) is on the ropes in Iowa?

3. Can the Congress possibly recess for the year without funding American troops in Afghanistan and Iraq?

2. Doesn’t President Bush have the Democratic Congress on the defensive on both appropriations and Iraq?

1. Who has a better chance for a comeback, Al GoreAlbert (Al) Arnold GoreDems face hard choice for State of the Union response Washington governor proposes new carbon tax The Renewable Fuel Standard is broken beyond repair MORE or Elvis?