America’s Goodwill Ambassador

Ambassador to the World!

For months, everybody’s been asking: How will Bill keep busy if Hillary’s elected president? Now we know: Hillary says she’ll make him some kind of roving ambassador — to make friends around the world for the United States.

If you ask me, it’s the best idea Hillary’s come up with yet!

For one thing, after six years of George Bush, we need a goodwill ambassador. By his arrogance, his unilateral war in Iraq, and his cancellation of so many international treaties, Bush has turned the United States from the most admired nation in the world … to the most despised.

And there’s nobody better to turn things around — than Bill Clinton. He’s the most popular politician on the planet. Why not put him to work, helping restore our reputation?

As president, Bill Clinton brought peace to Northern Ireland. He also brokered peace in the Middle East. As former president, he’s led relief efforts for victims of South Asia’s tsunami. And he’s the world leader in fighting the scourge of HIV/AIDS, especially in Africa.

In short, there’s nobody more experienced or better prepared to represent America around the world than Bill Clinton. And it’ll take Bill Clinton to reverse all the harm done to our international reputation by George W. Bush.