What a week. Actually another three words come to mind: This is rich.

Consider:

1) Former top Obama advisor Robert Gibbs doesn't think the employer mandate will last in the Affordable Care Act. He tells a group in a speech in Colorado Springs this week the mandate, now delayed repeatedly, is only a small part of the law and is likely to be the first to go. Oh, so we can all stop worrying about the mandate; bet the insurance companies were pleased to hear it. 

2) Deposed Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych is bummed out. He didn't want the Russians to annex Crimea, said if he were still president this wouldn't have happened. He also knows nothing about the golden loaf of bread the protesters found when they stormed his ornate palace.

3) The biggest Tea Party threat to an incumbent is no longer "keynote speaker" at an event selling "white pride" merchandise. Um, the Mississippi GOP wants Republican state Sen. Chris McDaniel, who is challenging Sen. Thad CochranWilliam (Thad) Thad CochranTrump's chief agricultural negotiator will fight for American farmers Rep. Cummings hospitalized, wife suspends gubernatorial campaign Medical cannabis community must join together and resist any action taken against us MORE (R), to explain why he was heading to the Combined Firearm Freedom Day/Tea Party Music Fest in Guntown, Miss. on May 17 where a vendor would be selling, along with Tea Party and Confederate merchandise, some "white pride" goodies as well. McDaniel staff said the candidate is not attending the event.

4) Challenger to endangered Democratic senator gave to Democrats — including her. Rep. Bill CassidyWilliam (Bill) Morgan CassidyTrump nominates wife of ex-Louisiana senator to be federal judge Trump allies see 's---hole' controversy as overblown GOP senator: Leaking Trump’s alleged Oval Office comments ‘undermines trust’ MORE (R) is running against Louisiana Sen. Mary LandrieuMary Loretta LandrieuProject Veritas at risk of losing fundraising license in New York, AG warns You want to recall John McCain? Good luck, it will be impossible CNN producer on new O'Keefe video: Voters are 'stupid,' Trump is 'crazy' MORE (D), who voted for ObamaCare and polls show is in real trouble, but he also gave her a donation in 2002, because he explained he was liberal once.

5) Iowa's governor wants to do away with the Ames Straw Poll, which focuses the nation's attention on ... yes, Iowa. Gov. Terry Branstad (R) reportedly has concluded the poll has outlived its usefulness and noted Rep. Michelle Bachmann's (R-Minn.) victory in the poll during the 2012 nominating contest, because the ultimate winner has only won the straw poll once. Other Iowa Republicans disagree with the suggested move that could restrict opportunities for a candidate like Sen. Ted CruzRafael (Ted) Edward CruzTrump Commerce pick told lawmakers he would look at reversing Obama move on internet oversight: report Overnight Regulation: Trump’s former chemical safety nominee leaving EPA | Senate confirms Powell as Fed chair | NTSB 'gathering information' on Tesla crash Overnight Finance: Senate confirms Powell as Fed chair | Mulvaney declares 'new mission' for consumer bureau | Trump says solar tariffs will boost jobs MORE (R-Texas) to get an early push out of Iowa with a straw poll victory.

Come on — that's weird. All of it.

See you next week.

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Updated April 8 at 2:09 p.m. A previous version misstated Gibbs's comments on the Affordable Care Act.