By Keith Laing
Your morning transportation speed-read:
The Transportation Security Administration's pat-down of an 8-month-old baby has been spoofed by comedian Conan O'Brien.
Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood says Mayor Rahm Emanuel's Washington connects are good for Chicago.
The Los Angeles Times says California high-speed rail plan is a wreck.
While it fights over where it is going to build 787 airplanes, Boeing is producing more 777s.