French toast, of course - Ed Henry (CNN)
Laying off Memphis - Contessa Brewer (MSNBC)
Keep an eye on YouTube - Rep. Judy Biggert (R-Ill.)
Holy cow, a novel idea! - Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wisc.)
Who's this Barack Obama - Former Rep. Jim Traficant (D-Ohio)*
Sarah Palin, flip-flopper - Markos Moulitsas (Daily Kos)
Greatest force for good in history - Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.)
Shabbat suggestions? - Aaron Keyak (NJDC)
Proud to support the budget - Rep. Charles Rangel (D-N.Y.)
Reading to kids - Rep. Thaddeus McCotter (R-Mich.)

*The Traficant feed is clearly a humorous imitator, and not the former congressman.

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