What’s in the delegates’ gift bags? Dolls

Don’t be surprised if you catch some delegates throwing dolls around the convention floor.

A company called Dammit Dolls says it’s including one of its grown-up toys in each delegate’s registration bag.

The name says it all. The maker calls its product a “whimsical, hysterical and endearing plush doll that invites its owner to ‘find a place to slam it’ when feeling frustrated.”

A Monday press release adds, “Slamming the Dammit Doll is the perfect relief from the frustration caused by unfair attack ads, media bias and fluctuating poll numbers.”

However, if the doll is banged up beyond recognition, getting new ones to flush out aggression could add up to a pretty penny. The dolls are being sold online for about $20 each.

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