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Home arrow Today's Stories arrow Open season on guns in D.C.
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Open season on guns in D.C.
Posted: 09/29/04 12:00 AM [ET]
My trusty shotgun is in storage, but I don’t dare tell you where.

The fall hunting season opens in a few weeks, and city slickers, including many from Capitol Hill, will try to regain the manly status of hunter-gatherers. They will rise to alarm clocks, tromp over fallen leaves, sniff the frost and perhaps see a wild turkey, covey of quail or a white-tailed deer.

No thanks to D.C., which has the strictest gun law in the country.
 DUNCAN SPENCER
A worker at Dennis Bourgault’s new pet store at 524 8th St. S.E. helps gut the turn-of-century building, to become the Hill’s next all-service pet boutique.

Sportsmen (and even John Kerry hunts with a shotgun) are worse than unwelcome here — they are liable to arrest and imprisonment, no questions asked. Merely owning a gun here is a crime, no matter how deep the closet. There are cases, for instance, when firemen responding to fires have found unloaded rifles or shotguns in private homes. The owners have been threatened with prosecution.

There are other cases where homeowners have kept hidden firearms for protection against intruders — and when they used the weapons, they were prosecuted for more serious offenses than the intruder was.

To be legal here, hunters must register their guns with the Metropolitan Police Department. Here is the process:

• Fingerprinting (this takes four to eight weeks, depending on the FBI). The sergeant in charge of gun registration cheerfully said, “There’s no telling how long it takes.”

• Pass a 20-question test.

• Provide proof of residency.

• Provide two passport-type photos.

• Pay an “administrative” fee of $35, plus $13 for each gun registered.

• Fill out miscellaneous paperwork.

Police officials will not admit they are doing everything possible to prevent people from registering guns. But police officials did admit a permit request comes in “maybe every other day.”

No wonder most hunters keep their guns in other states. The latest effort to overthrow this excessive and onerous law was abandoned when the Senate last week passed the D.C. budget without anti-gun-law legislation, to the cheers of those who believe that the gun laws here have anything to do with the reduction of the number of gun crimes here. But the same laws were in effect when the city won the title of the murder capital of the USA.

The same anti-gun-at-any-price folks look with horror at Virginia, where a recent fad has been to wear guns openly. But they never bother to check Virginia’s gun-crime statistics, which make the “gun-free” District look like a killing zone.

There are some lesser-known wrinkles to the D.C. gun laws, however. Old guns, those built before 1898, are exempt as antiques, and this includes any number of revolvers and pistols. Black-powder weapons are also exempt. But D.C. police are not going to make fine distinctions in your car or home — it’s going to be downtown for you, and probable confiscation for your gun.

One simple solution would be to exempt holders of hunting licenses in other states from registration or to allow sportsmen to carry their guns — disassembled, of course — in their cars, or hold at home in the same condition. But you can’t expect a city that can’t discriminate between legal and illegal uses, and can’t read the Second Amendment, to do that.

Bad marks
Eastern’s hard times

With all it’s got going for it, the Hill’s Eastern Senior High School, at 19th and East Capitol streets, should be leading the way to real change for the city’s sorry schools.

It’s architecturally handsome, has an extensive campus with sports grounds and is home to teenagers from the city’s largest residential neighborhood, newly chic Capitol Hill. Its Eastern Choral Society is justly famed, and backed by Washington Post President Donald Graham.

But instead, the school is mired in a series of missteps and disgraces, making a bad joke of the motto on the front lawn, “The Pride of Capitol Hill.”

This autumn, in spite of warnings and last-minute efforts from DCPS personnel from the school board on down, the school failed to open on time and Principal Norman Smith was summarily fired. Truancy shot up, an acting principal was named, and the city quickly enacted regulations punishing truants.

Then another disaster hit: Post columnist Marc Fisher reported the system had dispatched the head of Walker Jones Elementary, Wilma Durham, to Eastern, even though her alleged doctorate was bogus. Instead of firing her, DCPS docked her pay — from $115,226 to $113,751 — and moved her to another job. The school was once again a city laughing stock.

Newly installed D.C. Schools Superintendent Clifford Janey (and interim Principal Wilma Bonner) must make strong moves to change course.


From Native America
Hill’s healing totem

“I am the one who does the knife work,” Charles Miller said last week, gazing with affection at a wooden American Indian totem-pole arch just installed at the Hill’s Congressional Cemetery.

Miller, a tall, soft-spoken Cherokee, was on hand to dedicate the first major addition to the cemetery in 100 years. It’s a weighty piece of work, crafted out of 500-year-old Western cedar, fraught with symbolism and created in the name of the 184 people who died here in the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attack on the Pentagon.

The sculpture is the work of the Washington state Lummi tribe, which brought it here from Bellingham, Wash., as the centerpiece of a “memorial grove” to commemorate Sept. 11. Another Lummi totem pole will be erected on the Anacostia River’s Kingman Island; nine groves, including one for each city ward in addition to the Kingman Island site, are to be planted eventually.

As the Hill’s Ward 6 City Council member Sharon Ambrose (D) looked on, cemetery board Chairwoman Linda Harper pointed out a strong Indian connection with the cemetery, where 36 Native Americans are buried. Their graves were red-flagged and marked by symbolic cedar stakes for the ceremony, while Lummi Nation tribe members rubbed the sacred elements — tobacco, sage, and cedar essences — on the newly erected totem poles.

Thursday’s dedication drew about 100 to a sun-struck cemetery. Leading an intricate and hypnotic ceremony of prayer, song and poetic speech was Jewell Praying Wolf James, a descendant of Chief Seattle. He explained that the mission of the big totemic arch was to bring healing to the lives of Sept. 11 families. “We approached the whole thing with love and innocence,” he said. “We may be brothers after all.”


METRO

• New faces at EMCAC, New faces at EMCAC, the Eastern Market Community Advisory Committee: Stepping down is Chairwoman Ellen Opper-Weiner, to be replaced by Donna Scheeder, director of law-library services at the Library of Congress and a longtime community activist. Opper-Weiner will become treasurer, while lawyer David Sheldon is the new vice chairman of the group, which oversees Eastern Market. ...

• Count votes and keep counting: The city’s deal to lure the Montreal Expos (to be renamed, one hopes, the Washington Developers) depends on the six City Council members who’ve gone on record as backing the $400 million deal — and time is running out; three of them are lame ducks, certain to be replaced by anti-baseball votes come November. ...

• Long awaited, the Eastern Market merchants’ long-term lease agreement appears close to finality. The signing of the lease may mean a new look as merchants at last find a reason to invest in improvements to their stalls and equipment. ...

• Curiosity mounts as Eighth Street’s latest attraction nears completion — Cafe Belgique (or a similar name) in the 500 block of the newly popular restaurant row. What new wrinkle on coffee and cookies can they invent? Isn’t Belgian chocolate said to be the best in the world? …

• Council buzz hums over who will fill the wingtips of defeated at-large Councilman Harold Brazil (D) as chairman of the all-important Economic Development Committee. Business types say Vincent Orange (D) has the inside line. Also vying for the post, Jim Graham (D) and Adrian Fenty (D). D.C. business groups overwhelmingly favored Brazil. ...

• Buried under baseball, the decision of what to do with the old D.C. Convention Center has been delayed again, this time for the results of a study commissioned back in May. Insiders say the real cause of delay is that Mayor Tony Williams (D) hasn’t made up his mind on a plan for the site. ...

• Check this: Remember when you could count on a couple of days’ “float” while the check you wrote was sent and processed? No more. As of Oct. 28, federal legislation kicks in to require banks to clear checks digitally — in a couple of hours.
 
 
 
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