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The Hill's 12:30 Report: Former Mexican president curses Trump on TV | Graham's got Cruz jokes | Don't add 'chocker' and 'honer' to your vocabulary | Ted CruzTed CruzVoting Trump because of the Supreme Court isn't enough Trump blames GOP as Dems top RNC ratings Dem lawmakers rally Muslims against Trump MORE... Zodiac killer?

CYBER WAR AGAINST ISIS -- SAY BUH-BYE TO YOUR TINDER ACCESS: Via The Hill's Katie Bo Williams, the U.S. has launched an aggressive cyber war campaign against ISIS to target the terrorist group's ability to communicate and spread propaganda online.

LINE OF THE DAY -- FORMER MEXICAN PRESIDENT SWEARS ON LIVE TV: Via The Hill's Neetzan Zimmerman, former Mexican President Vicente Fox addressed Donald TrumpDonald TrumpClinton, Kaine blast GOP convention Clinton to hit Trump over outsourcing on Rust Belt bus tour Dem anxiety hangs over Clinton MORE's plans for a border wall, saying, "I am not going to pay for that f---ing wall." Lolol.

Happy Friday! T minus 4 days until D-Day -- errr Super Tuesday! South Carolina Democrats will head to the polls tomorrow. I'm Cate Martel with a quick recap of what you missed this morning -- and what's on tap for the rest of the day. Send comments, story ideas and brunch plans to and on Facebook.

WINNUHS AND LOSAHS: The Hill's Niall Stanage has a great breakdown of the winners and losers from last night's debate.

Donald Trump: Not necessarily his best debate but that's never hurt him in the past.
Marco RubioMarco RubioFlorida: 'High likelihood' of first Zika transmission in the US Overnight Healthcare: Rubio presses Obama to spend Zika money | FDA moves ahead with trans fat ban The Trail 2016: Her big night MORETrump's most effective challenger.

Ted Cruz: No real disasters but an underwhelming performance when he needed something to give his campaign new vigor.
John Kasich: Didn't do anything wrong but was unmemorable at a time when it's make or break for him.
Ben Carson: Ceased to be memorable a while ago.

WELL THIS MAY BE A LONG SHOT, MR. TRUMP: Via The Hill's Ben Kamisar, Donald Trump suggested the IRS auditing him may be because he is a "strong Christian." Where's this coming from, you ask? It's a reference to accusations that the IRS under President Obama audited a number of conservative groups. Why does the audit matter? Trump says he can't release his tax returns because of an audit. 

UPDATE: An ex-IRS agent said it's 'very unusual' that Trump has been audited for 12 years. Here's why: 

THINGS THAT MAKE ME BREAK OUT LAUGHING AT MY DESK: Via The Hill's Ben Kamisar, Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) joked that Donald Trump may have wet his pants during the debate. "First, he had this little makeup thing applying makeup around his mustache because he had one of those sweat mustaches. Then, he he asked for a full length mirror... maybe to make sure his pants weren't wet." Seriously, what the heck with this election!? Thank you for making my Friday, guys. 

YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO NEED TO STEP IN HERE, GUYS: Via The Hill's Katie Bo Williams, lawmakers, officials and industry leaders increasingly believe Congress will be forced to resolve the FBI's controversial bid to compel Apple to help unlock the iPhone of one of the San Bernardino shooters.

SAAAAY WHAT NOW: Via The Hill's Bradford Richardson, Public Policy Polling asked respondents in Florida if they believe Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. Ten percent responded yes.

TODAY'S A BIG DAY POST-IRAN DEAL: Via Al Jazeera, today, Iran votes in the first elections since the nuclear deal and lifting of sanctions. Here's what's predicted to happen:

IF I COULD JUST BOTTLE UP ALL OF GRAHAM'S ONE-LINERS FOR A RAINY DAY: Sen. Lindsey GrahamLindsey GrahamTrump: 'I hope' Russia is able to get Clinton's emails Syria activists cheer Kaine pick Vulnerable GOP senators praise Kaine MORE (R-S.C.) spoke at the Washington Press Club Foundation's Congressional dinner last night, where he mocked his former rivals in the Republican race, joking his "party has gone bats--- crazy." The room erupted in laughter. Another entertaining moment happened when Graham threw shots at President Obama. "I will say that our Canadian is better than your Kenyan," he joked. "I know exactly when Ted is going to drop out of the race. March 12 -- that's Canadian week in Myrtle Beach, when all of our Canadian friends get 10 percent off." You can watch his remarks here:

ONE, TWO AND... CHAAAAARGE: Via The Hill's Bradford Richardson, During Sen. Bernie SandersBernie SandersDem anxiety hangs over Clinton Sanders consultants join up with Wasserman Schultz’s primary opponent The Hill's 12:30 Report MORE (I-Vt.) campaign speech in Chicago, a woman holding a sign charged the stage. Sanders put up his hand to signal for the woman to stop – and a Secret Service agent ran on stage to shield the Vermont senator. 



Politico's Blake Hounshell
New line of attack from Team Rubio: Trump is a 'con artist'.

THE WORDS THAT DOMINATED TWITTER THIS MORNING -- "CHOCKER" AND "HONER": These are the two typos Donald Trump has tweeted this morning. Ugh. The first, chocker, is Trump's insult for Marco Rubio for being a choker. He didn't make this typo just once though -- 3 times! He also tweeted how winning the debate last night was a "honer" (aka "honor") and that Rubio's a "leightweight." Anyway, Twitter's been having a ball with that, and I'm going home now. I'm done with this day. 

Business Insider's Brett LoGiurato
I Was Going To Vote For Trump, And Then He Misspelled "Choker" -- 3 Times

The Huffington Post's Scott Conroy
Don't let autocorrect tell you what to do.

The New York Times's Josh Barro
The messages that will punch through are that Trump can't spell and that Rubio is a leightweight chocker. Net gain for Trump.

UPDATE: Trump is deleting and reposting his tweets.


ON TAPKnow of an event coming up? Email me and I'll include in future editions.

11:30–12:30 p.m. EST: The House votes.

Today through tomorrow: The G20 meeting in Shanghai, China.

1 p.m. EST: Donald Trump holds a rally in Fort Worth, Texas.

3 p.m. EST: Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) campaigns in Oklahoma City.

4:45 p.m. EST: Hillary ClintonHillary Rodham ClintonCNN: Anchor Wolf Blitzer wasn't celebrating Clinton nomination Clinton, Kaine blast GOP convention Hillary Clinton closes DNC with message of inclusion MORE participates in a "Breaking Down the Barriers" event at South Carolina State University.

7 p.m. EST: Trump holds a rally in Oklahoma City. 

8 p.m. EST: Former President Bill ClintonBill ClintonDem anxiety hangs over Clinton The Hill's 12:30 Report Winners and losers of the Dem convention MORE campaigns with Hillary Clinton in Columbia, S.C.

7 a.m. -- 7 p.m. EST tomorrow: The polls are open for South Carolina Democrats to vote in the primary.



Today is National Pistachio Day! And for planning purposes, tomorrow's a big day. It's National Chili, Strawberry and Kahlua Days!

I MEAN I LOVE THEIR PIZZA TOO, BUT COME ON: The popular D.C. fast-casual pizza chain &Pizza is performing free wedding ceremonies on Pi Day -- March 14.

JON OLIVER SHOWS ADDED: HBO comedian Jon Oliver will be performing at the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C., in August. All the shows sold out, so they've added another. Tickets: 

PARTY LIKE IT'S FEB. 2015: One year ago this week, marijuana became legal in D.C. But excited stoners are sharing this article on social media this week as if it's happening tonight (hat tip to National Journal's Daniel Newhauser.

And with that, here's a monkey dressed in overalls and a puppy stuck on a floating device in the water. They are attached together by a leash. Watch how they handle the situation. #FridayVibes 


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