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The Hill's 12:30 Report: ObamaCare repeal gains momentum after new amendment | Comey 'nauseous' over idea FBI affected election | Trump targets Obama brand | Facebook team to monitor videos for violent content

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NEWS OF THE MORNING -- IT'S ALWAYS THE COMEY SHOW THESE DAYS, AMIRITE? http://bit.ly/2oXfiuAFBI Director James Comey is back in the spotlight today, testifying before the Senate Judiciary Committee. Timing: This is his first public testimony since announcing the agency's investigation into potential ties between President TrumpDonald John TrumpHouse Democrat slams Donald Trump Jr. for ‘serious case of amnesia’ after testimony Skier Lindsey Vonn: I don’t want to represent Trump at Olympics Poll: 4 in 10 Republicans think senior Trump advisers had improper dealings with Russia MORE's campaign and Russia. Why this hearing is different: This is normally slated to be the annual hearing about general oversight of the FBI but is expected to cover Comey's role during the 2016 presidential election. Keep in mind: This is one of two hotly anticipated Comey hearings. The second will be behind closed doors Thursday. All the reasons his job is "quiet" these days: http://bit.ly/2pF2ypO 

Livestream: http://cs.pn/2qysJys

Live blog with updates: http://bit.ly/2p8M7ki

Most memorable line: "It makes me mildly nauseous to think we might have had some impact on the election." http://bit.ly/2qFcA9Q

Pause...what?: "Comey just referred to Anthony Weiner as 'this fella Anthony Weiner'" http://bit.ly/2qsbKAA

What a phrase: Comey referred to WikiLeaks as "intelligence porn." http://bit.ly/2pI8YXe

It's Hump Day! I'm Cate Martel with a quick recap of the morning and what's coming up. Send comments, story ideas and events for our radar to cmartel@thehill.com@CateMartel and on Facebook.

THIS A.M. -- 'OOH, THIS OBAMACARE REPEAL COULD NOW ACTUALLY HAPPEN' TAKE 37: Reps. Fred Upton (R-Mich.) and Billy Long (R-Mo.) said today they will support the GOP's ObamaCare repeal-and-replace bill with the addition of a new amendment Upton drafted. The two Republicans made the announcement at the White House after meeting with President Trump. Both previously opposed the bill, which is backed by Trump and Republican leaders. http://bit.ly/2qsaRZ2

Could it pass?: "I think it is likely now to pass the House," Upton said. But he added he's "not in the whip count" and can't definitively say there are enough votes for the American Health Care Act to pass.

Timing: Upton said a vote could be held as soon as Thursday.

Latest vote count: 20 GOP no votes. Three more no votes would kill the bill. Earlier today, there were 22 GOP no votes, so there's progress for GOP leaders. http://bit.ly/2ozJyf9

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GHOST OF FORMER ADMINISTRATIONS PAST: Via The Hill's Niall Stanage, President Trump is going in with all guns blazing in an effort to eradicate former President Barack ObamaBarack Hussein ObamaPatagonia files suit against Trump cuts to Utah monuments Former Dem Tenn. gov to launch Senate bid: report Eighth Franken accuser comes forward as Dems call for resignation MORE's legacy. The push encompasses everything from the attempt to repeal the Affordable Care Act to unwinding smaller initiatives that are primarily identified with former first lady Michelle ObamaMichelle LeVaughn Robinson ObamaObama on social media: You’ve got to ‘think before you tweet’ MSNBC trolls Trump with video montage of Obama saying ‘Merry Christmas’ Overnight Regulation: USDA delays healthy school lunch requirements | Senate panel advances controversial environmental pick | Drone industry pushes to ease rules | Dem commish joins energy regulator MORE. On Monday, the Trump administration targeted two of the former first lady's signature programs. Details: http://bit.ly/2pwPcxz

MICHELLE OBAMA REACTS: Obama tweeted: "Excited by the potential of the Obama Pres. Center. Barack & I will continue to champion the issues close to our hearts, including girls ed." http://bit.ly/2pY9BNc

HAPPENING TOMORROW -- LIBERTY FOR ALL: President Trump has reportedly invited conservative leaders to visit the White House on Thursday for the signing of an executive order on religious liberty. What we know: One source noted that the language of the order has not yet been finalized by White House lawyers, but a draft leaked in February would give businesses and individuals the ability to claim broad religious objections. http://bit.ly/2p8Gt1L

LOL, JUST IMAGINE THIS HEADLINE FOR SEAN SPICER'S JOB: Former Donald Trump campaign adviser Roger Stone claims he "had to kill" an "insane effort" by Fox News host Sean Hannity to become White House chief of staff. Roger Stone Tweet: "Sean Hannity and his lackey Bill Shine blocked me from Fox because I blocked Sean's insane effort to become @realDonaldTrump [White House chief of staff]." http://bit.ly/2pHZKue

WELP, THIS IS AN ODD JOB TO APPLY FOR...: Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced today that the company will hire 3,000 new employees to review its videos for crime and suicides. Why this is even necessary: The company's staffing expansion follows a recent murder in Cleveland and murder of a baby in Thailand that were both broadcast on Facebook Live. Many people had also broadcast their own suicides on the platform. http://bit.ly/2oXHSfw We should start a collection for "Cupcake Friday" for this team...

 

NOTABLE TWEETS:

Politico's Elana Schor
[Overheard], Capitol tour guide training in progress: "They don't care ... 24 hours from now, they're not going to remember anything you just said." http://bit.ly/2pI218C 

The Fiscal Times's Michael Stothard
Exhausted by the news? Take solace that there is a sport where Finnish people pretend to be horses: http://bit.ly/2qER0lt 

The Hill's Cristina Marcos (Lol.)
Reporters ask Rep. Issa his position on the revised healthcare bill. "None of your business," he says. http://bit.ly/2qscqpK 

 

ON TAP:

The House and Senate are in.

12:30 p.m. EDT: President Trump has a working lunch with President Mahmoud Abbas of the Palestinian Authority.

1:30 p.m. EDT: First votes in the House. Their schedule today: http://bit.ly/2qxU581

3 p.m. EDT: Last votes in the House.

6:30 p.m. EDT: President Trump has dinner with religious leaders.

 

WHAT TO WATCH:

12:15 p.m. EDT: President Trump gives a joint statement with President Mahmoud Abbas of the Palestinian Authority. 

2 p.m. EDT: White House press secretary Sean Spicer gives the daily press briefing. 

Good times...: Spicer stunned reporters yesterday by leaving his daily press briefing without taking questions. "Sean. Sean! SEAN!" Watch: http://bit.ly/2qrT2t1

2 p.m. EDT: House Homeland Security Committee hearing on visa security and the risk of terrorism. Livestream: http://cs.pn/2pHOpdn

9 p.m. EDT: Vice President Pence speaks at the Susan B. Anthony List's 2017 Campaign for Life gala.

 

NOW FOR THE FUN STUFF...:

Today is National Chocolate Custard Day. It's also National Raspberry Popover Day. Both oddly specific.

THIS IS COOL AND FUTURISTIC: Via Mashable, a new concrete made with bacteria (!) can fix its own cracks. Video: http://bit.ly/2pY3KaW

REMEMBER THE SIMPLE DAYS OF JUST THE UNICORN FRAPPE...?: New Starbucks Frappuccinos include the "Dragon," "Narwhal" and "Mermaid." http://usat.ly/2p8CRwL

And because you read this far, here's a man who catches a 1-year-old's falling birthday cake. Not all heroes wear capes: http://bit.ly/2pY8ptd

 

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