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The Hill's 12:30 Report: Latest on Comey | Trump says Comey 'wasn't doing a good job' | Comey reportedly sought more funds for Russia probe | Dems block committee hearings | Trump meets Russian minister | Senate rejects repeal of Obama drilling rule | Celeb chef kicks Ryan off set | DC's big sports night

JUST NOW -- 'WHAT BEAUTIFUL WEATHER WE'RE HAVING, HUH GUYS?!'President Trump made his first public remarks since firing FBI Director James Comey during an Oval Office meeting with former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger. How it went down: The White House invited the media in to view the meeting, where reporters shouted questions at Trump. Trump's ​quote: "He was not doing a good job," Trump said, referring to Comey. "Very simply he was not doing a good job." http://bit.ly/2pkTidt

What this reminds me of: "Where's the poop, Robin?!"​ from "How I Met Your Mother." -->  http://bit.ly/2q3tVw1

BREAKING: NEW CONTEXT -- A LITTLE MORE OF THE SCRATCH CARD IS POKING THROUGH: Via The New York Times's Matthew Rosenberg and Matt Apuzzo, former FBI Director James Comey reportedly requested more money and personnel for the bureau's investigation into the Russian meddling in the 2016 presidential election days before (!) he was fired by Trump. Comey made the request during a meeting last week with deputy attorney general Rod Rosenstein -- and then briefed members of Congress. http://nyti.ms/2r1ZOTK 

It's Wednesday. Tonight's a big night for the city of never-ending painful sports disappointment. http://bit.ly/2q2KmIQ Let's play "count the number of D.C. sports shirts around town" today! I'm Cate Martel with a quick recap of the morning and what's coming up. Send comments, story ideas and events for our radar to cmartel@thehill.com@CateMartel and on Facebook.

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I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT A SLOW NEWS DAY AGAIN. I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT A SLOW NEWS DAY AGAIN.: President Trump shocked Washington on Tuesday by firing FBI Director James Comey, the man who had been leading the politically charged investigation into potential ties between the Trump campaign and Russia. Attorney General Jeff SessionsJefferson (Jeff) Beauregard SessionsDOJ, Trump reach deal on expanded Russia review Sally Yates: Trump has taken his ‘assault on the rule of law to a new level’ Stopping Robert Mueller to protect us all MORE and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein recommended Comey's dismissal, citing his handling of the probe into Democratic presidential nominee Hillary ClintonHillary Diane Rodham ClintonClinton backs Georgia governor hopeful on eve of primary Pressure rising on GOP after Trump–DOJ fight’s latest turn Press: Why Trump should thank FBI MORE's use of a email server while secretary of State. http://bit.ly/2qZkXgx Let's break it down...

 

WHAT WE KNOW/DON'T KNOW ABOUT COMEY'S DEPARTURE:

Why now: That's still unclear, but this is what we know. From Politico's Josh Dawsey: "Trump weighed firing his FBI director for more than a week. ... He had grown enraged by the Russia investigation, two advisers said, frustrated by his inability to control the mushrooming narrative around Russia. He repeatedly asked aides why the Russia investigation wouldn't disappear and demanded they speak out for him. He would sometimes scream at television clips about the probe, one adviser said." http://politi.co/2qZVl2V

Flashback: Trump praised Comey for his actions on Clinton's emails in October http://bit.ly/2q5pVJa

Strange detail -- How Comey found out: From The New York Times: "Mr. Comey learned from news reports that he had been fired while addressing bureau employees in Los Angeles. While Mr. Comey spoke, television screens in the background began flashing the news. In response to the reports, Mr. Comey laughed, saying that he thought it was a fairly funny prank. Shortly after, Mr. Trump's letter was delivered to F.B.I. Headquarters in Washington." http://nyti.ms/2pjz2cj

Another tidbit -- How Spicer wanted to break the news: Via The Washington Post's Jenna Johnson, "Spicer had wanted to drop the bombshell news in an emailed statement, but it was not transmitting quickly enough, so he ended up standing in the doorway of the press office around 5:40 p.m. and shouting a statement to reporters who happened to be nearby. He then vanished, with his staff locking the door leading to his office." http://wapo.st/2qZu6W8

Timeline of how the Comey saga played out: This really puts the shock factor into perspective. http://bit.ly/2q286MW

What we don't know: Here are five questions for Trump: http://bit.ly/2qTf7Rq

 

REACTIONS:

BREAKING -- RE *CLAP* TAL *CLAP* IATION: Democrats are threatening to slow the Senate to a crawl in response to Comey's ousting. How: Sen. Dick DurbinRichard (Dick) Joseph DurbinThis week: House GOP regroups after farm bill failure Overnight Health Care — Sponsored by PCMA — Trump hits federally funded clinics with new abortion restrictions Dem lawmaker spars with own party over prison reform MORE (D-Ill.) objected to the Senate GOP's routine request to allow 13 committee hearings to take place today. How the scheming is happening: Democrats are holding a caucus meeting to discuss how to move forward after Comey's firing. http://bit.ly/2qrucK2

REACTION: A Senate Judiciary Committee hearing ended abruptly Wednesday morning after word spread that Senate Democrats were planning a slowdown of committee business. http://bit.ly/2qrw7hM

Senate Republicans -- mixed: Sen. John McCainJohn Sidney McCainOvernight Defense: Pompeo lays out new Iran terms | Pentagon hints at more aggressive posture against Iran | House, Senate move on defense bill Senate GOP urges Trump administration to work closely with Congress on NAFTA Sarah Sanders: ‘Democrats are losing their war against women in the Trump administration’ MORE (Ariz.) said he is "disappointed" with Trump's decision. "I guarantee you there will be more shoes to drop." And the other side: Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnellAddison (Mitch) Mitchell McConnellSenators near deal on sexual harassment policy change Blankenship third-party bid worries Senate GOP Overnight Finance: Trump signs repeal of auto-loan policy | Justices uphold contracts that bar employee class-action suits | US, China trade war 'on hold' MORE (Ky.) defended the decision. "Our Democratic colleagues [are] complaining about the removal of an FBI director whom they themselves repeatedly and sharply criticized," he said Wednesday. http://bit.ly/2r1Ww2L

Sen. John Cornyn (Texas) said he was "surprised" by the news but added: "It sounds to me from reading the president's letter that he lost confidence in him." http://bit.ly/2r1gAlG

Just now -- Pence reacts: Vice President Pence denied claims from Democrats that Comey was fired to stop the bureau's investigation into possible ties between the Trump campaign and Russia. "That's not what this was about," Pence told reporters at the Capitol. http://bit.ly/2qrH6b2

Dems -- what you'd expect: Rep. Elijah Cummings (Md.) has demanded "immediate emergency hearings" over Trump's firing of Comey. http://bit.ly/2pzqji8

Gist of the response from Trump critics: "In the polarized political climate of 2017, there is zero chance that Democrats and other critics of Trump will accept the stated explanation as the real reason for Comey's removal." (From The Hill's Niall Stanage) http://bit.ly/2q2yNkq

Trump's replacement tweet -- New! Better!: "James Comey will be replaced by someone who will do a far better job, bringing back the spirit and prestige of the FBI," Trump tweeted. http://bit.ly/2pwd0hI

Scathing NYT editorial: "Mr. Comey was fired because he was leading an active investigation that could bring down a president." http://nyti.ms/2pjN1yD

HAPPENING TODAY -- Moving on: Via CNN's Laura Jarrett, Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein are meeting with possible interim FBI directors today. Do we know any names: Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe, who is now acting director, but unclear who else. http://cnn.it/2qSTHDU

 

IN OTHER NEWS...:

BREAKING -- THIS IS IMPORTANT NEWS THAT HAPPENS TO BE UNRELATED FROM COMEY'S FIRING: The Senate has rejected the repeal of an Obama administration drilling rule. Why this is big: It's a major loss for congressional Republicans, who had targeted the methane rule as a prime Obama regulation to undo. They argue that it unnecessarily adds costs to oil and natural gas drilling on federal land. Which Republicans voted no: Sens. Lindsey GrahamLindsey Olin GrahamSenate GOP urges Trump administration to work closely with Congress on NAFTA Graham: Trump will 'end North Korea’s threat to the American homeland' in his first term Sunday shows preview: Lawmakers weigh in after Texas school shooting MORE (S.C.), Susan Collins (Maine) and John McCain (Ariz.). Keep in mind: Vice President Pence also came to the Capitol in case his vote was needed to break a tie. http://bit.ly/2qrfUZY 

YIKES -- I'M PICTURING THE FIGHT SCENE WITH DREW BARRYMORE AND ADAM SANDLER AT THE END OF 'THE WEDDING SINGER' --> http://bit.ly/2pz7bAUA brawl broke out on a Southwest Airlines flight and turned into a dogpile on top of a flight attendant. Video and play-by-play (lol, yep.): http://wapo.st/2pzvoan

TRENDING -- HOW DARE YOU ASK QUESTIONS: Dan Heyman, a reporter for Public News Service, said he was arrested at the West Virginia State Capitol after trying to ask Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price a question about the House-passed healthcare bill. Video and details: http://bit.ly/2r1hC14

NEXT ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL WHO SHOULDN'T SPRING FOR THE HIGH-QUALITY BUSINESS CARDS: Via The Hill's Jonathan Easley, national security adviser H.R. McMaster has become the latest target of the leaks and infighting that have dogged the Trump administration's early days. What spurred it: The administration is mulling ramping up the U.S. military presence in Afghanistan. As per ush: White House chief strategist Stephen Bannon is rumored to be at the center of it. http://bit.ly/2qT0uxt

NEW -- HIDE YOUR LSD: Via The New York Times's Rebecca R. Ruiz, Attorney General Jeff Sessions is expected to toughen the rules on drug-related crimes. http://nyti.ms/2pzcKzl

YIKES THIS IS AWKWARD -- THIS IS MY KITCHEN. MYYY KITCHEN.: Via Page Six's Emily Smith, celebrity chef Sandra Lee wouldn't let Speaker Paul RyanPaul Davis RyanHillicon Valley: Mnuchin urges antitrust review of tech | Progressives want to break up Facebook | Classified election security briefing set for Tuesday | Tech CEOs face pressure to appear before Congress Feehery: An opening to repair our broken immigration system GOP chairman in talks with 'big pharma' on moving drug pricing bill MORE (R-Wis.) join a cooking segment on Fox News and asked him to leave the set. From a source: "Paul Ryan was on the segment before Sandra, and the hosts asked him to hang around for Sandra's cooking feature to try the food. But in the break before her demo, she said to Ryan and some others there, 'I need you to go away so I can collect my thoughts, prepare, and get ready for the segment.'" Keep in mind: Lee is the longtime girlfriend of New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D). http://pge.sx/2qrev5M

 

NOTABLE TWEETS:

Former Gov. Mike Huckabee (R-Ark.) (Psssst, that would be CCN...)
CNN now stands for Cardiac Care Network because their people are having heart attacks over Trump doing what Dems once demanded-fire Comey. http://bit.ly/2pjJWyR

HuffPost's Igor Bobic
James Comey and Hillary Clinton ought to team up and write a fictional book together too. http://bit.ly/2r1AblM 

Back story to this joke: Former President Bill ClintonWilliam (Bill) Jefferson ClintonMaybe a Democratic mayor should be president Trump, taxpayers want Title X funding protected from abortion clinics President Trump’s historic rescissions package is a welcome step to cut wasteful spending MORE is co-writing a thriller with best-selling author James Pattersonhttp://huff.to/2pk7y6j

 

ON TAP:

The Senate is in. The House is not.

This morning: President Trump met with Sergey Lavrov, the Russian foreign minister, in the Oval Office. That's bizarre timing. http://bit.ly/2qqT9p8 

While Lavrov met with Tillerson: Russia's top diplomat mocked Comey's firing. http://bit.ly/2qZG95N

Today: Education Secretary Betsy DeVos gives the commencement speech at Bethune-Cookman University, a historically black university. http://bit.ly/2qZvqIM

Today--Saturday: The Republican National Committee's spring meeting in San Diego.

Noon: Protesters gather outside the White House to demand an independent investigation into Trump-Russia ties. Protests will also occur at Senate offices around the country at 5 p.m. local time. Details: http://bit.ly/2pyIYup

12:30 p.m. EDT: Vice President Pence participates in a weekly lunch with economic advisers.

6 p.m. EDT: The Woodrow Wilson Awards Dinner. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) will attend.

Tonight (!): "The Wizards will be in Boston for Game 5. The Caps will be at Verizon Center for Game 7. The Orioles will be at Nationals Park for game whatever. And Wednesday night could be the biggest night for Washington sports fans in at least a decade -- and possibly a lot longer than that." (Via The Washington Post's Dan Steinberghttp://wapo.st/2pXTPRt

 

WHAT TO WATCH:

1:30 p.m. EDT: Deputy White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders gives the daily press briefing. This is a big day for Sean Spicer to be out.

Reason: Spicer will be fulfilling his U.S. Navy Reserve duty this week. http://bit.ly/2pwGufd

2 p.m. EDT: Bloomberg Government is holding an event on tax reform. Livestream: http://bit.ly/2q2FGmo

Thursday night: NBC's Lester Holt is interviewing President Trump. It will air Thursday on "NBC Nightly News" and on Friday's "Today."

Tuesday: CNN is hosting a debate with Sen. Bernie SandersBernard (Bernie) SandersClinton backs Georgia governor hopeful on eve of primary The Hill's 12:30 Report — Sponsored by Delta Air Lines — Frenzy over Kennedy retirement rumors | Trump challenges DOJ Bernie Sanders announces Senate reelection bid MORE (I-Vt.) and Ohio Gov. John KasichOld habits die hard, huh? http://bit.ly/2qrkCXA

 

NOW FOR THE FUN STUFF...:

Today is National Shrimp Day. "You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it." ;) http://bit.ly/2qQ22IG

YOU KNOW YOU'VE MADE IT WHEN YOU HAVE AN ICE CREAM FLAVOR NAMED AFTER YOU: Via Teen Vogue, former Vice President Joe BidenJoseph (Joe) Robinette BidenBiden says 'enough is enough' after Santa Fe school shooting Zinke provided restricted site tours to friends: report Democrat wins Philadelphia-area state House seat for the first time in decades MORE is getting his own ice cream flavor when he speaks at Cornell University's convocation this year. The flavor will be based on Biden's favorite ice cream: chocolate chip. Now, people can vote for the flavor name. My two favorite names: Bits n' Biden and Not Your Average Joe's Chocolate Chip. http://bit.ly/2pwscLE

And because you read this far, here's a bear in Avon, Conn., who hilariously perched on a woman's deck with its paws to the glass, watching while she made brownies. So good. http://bit.ly/2r1DNUS 

 

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