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The Hill's 12:30 Report: Sessions warns media could be targeted in crackdown on leaks | Mueller's grand jury -- what it means | Trump turns on GOP Congress | Strong July jobs report | Senate blocks Trump from recess appointments | Michelle's birthday wish for Barack | National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day

JUST NOW -- K, TEAM. WE'RE GONNA WORK ON THIS 'KEEPING A SECRET' THING: Via The Hill's Jonathan Easley, Attorney General Jeff SessionsJefferson (Jeff) Beauregard SessionsData confirm that marijuana decriminalization is long overdue The FIRST STEP Act sets up a dangerous future The Sessions DOJ is working to end the great asylum hustle MORE on Friday announced a government-wide crackdown on leakers, which will include a review of the Justice Department’s policies on subpoenas for media outlets that publish sensitive information. At a press conference with Director of National Intelligence Dan CoatsDaniel (Dan) Ray CoatsIntel head says he did not intend to criticize Trump Soccer ball Putin gifted to Trump gets routine security screening The Memo: Summit fallout hits White House MORE, Sessions announced that the Justice Department, FBI and government intelligence agencies will direct more resources into the investigations of government leaks and would prioritize prosecuting those that pass sensitive information along to the press or foreign officials. http://bit.ly/2vxoiJf

Happy summer Friday! Washington is finally clearing out for the month -- this feels like a day for an early happy hour. I'm Cate Martel with a quick recap of the morning and what's coming up. Send comments, story ideas and events for our radar to cmartel@thehill.com, @CateMartel and on Facebook.

RELEASED AT 8:30 A.M. -- WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MONTH TO WORK: The U.S. economy added an impressive 209,000 jobs in July, more than expected as the labor market shows few signs of slowing down. The unemployment rate: Fell to 4.3 percent from 4.4. http://bit.ly/2fdTCXn

Some important context: "The unemployment rate for July was 4.3497% which rounds down to 4.3%. The monthly decline in the unemployment rate was 0.007%." From Eddy Elfenbeinhttp://bit.ly/2ffdwkO

Trump tweets at 8:45 a.m.: "Excellent Jobs Numbers just released -- and I have only just begun. Many job stifling regulations continue to fall. Movement back to USA!" http://bit.ly/2vzm1hu

Why the time matters: Trump broke a rule that prevents executive branch officials from publicly commenting within the hour. Why the??: Dating back to the Nixon administration, the rule is meant to "preserve the neutrality and objectivity of the statistics." http://lat.ms/2v5glJ6

Why this is top of mind: In March of this year, former White House press secretary Sean Spicer (#tbt) touted a strong jobs report 22 minutes after it was released. Later in the day, Spicer admitted to breaking the rule. http://lat.ms/2v5glJ6

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A GRAND, BEAUTIFUL, BIGLY, GIANT JURY: Via The Wall Street Journal's Del Quentin Wilber and Byron Tau, special counselor Robert Mueller has impaneled a grand jury in the Russia investigation of interference in the 2016 presidential election and whether Donald Trump's presidential campaign colluded with the Kremlin. http://on.wsj.com/2u7E0qN

Aiiiight, so what does this mean?: The Hill's Jonathan Easley broke down what the grand jury means for the investigation and why the announcement shook Washington --> http://bit.ly/2feXLKy

What is this grand jury?: A dedicated pool of 23 grand jurors charged with examining subpoenaed documents, listening to witness testimony and ultimately deciding whether criminal charges are warranted.

Is this surprising?: According to legal experts, this development is not really surprising. Yeah, but: Mueller reportedly already had a grand jury in Alexandria, Va., for an investigation into Trump's former national security adviser, Michael Flynn. This is a separate, Washington, D.C.-based grand jury for the Russia probe.

Criminal charges?: The existence of a grand jury also indicates Mueller will be pursuing criminal charges, but the details and target are unclear.

CONSIDER THAT HONEYMOON DONE, HONEY: Via The Hill's Jordain Carney and Cristina MarcosPresident TrumpDonald John TrumpSchiff: Surveillance warrant docs show that Nunes memo 'misrepresented and distorted these applications' Chicago detention facility under investigation following allegations of abuse of migrant children Ex-Trump aide: Surveillance warrants are 'complete ignorance' and 'insanity' MORE is firing pointed criticism at the GOP Congress, ripping lawmakers for sending him a Russian sanctions bill he opposes while failing to negotiate an ObamaCare repeal bill. While tensions between the president and GOP lawmakers have been simmering for months, the latest exchanges suggest a turn in the relationship. Why this could be bad news bears: http://bit.ly/2vwVikO

SCHOOL'S OUT FOR THE SUMMER. SCHOOL'S OUT FOR-EVAH: The Senate left last night for the August recess, a week earlier than scheduled. But with a trick up their sleeve: The Senate blocked President Trump from being able to make recess appointments while they're gone. How: The Senate will technically be in session once every three days for roughly a minute -- that's called "pro forma." Unusual?: Not really. Congress used this procedural roadblock during President Barack ObamaBarack Hussein ObamaMontana governor raises profile ahead of potential 2020 bid Trump was right to ditch UN’s plan for handling migrants Ex-White House stenographer: Trump is ‘lying to the American people’ MORE's tenure. How it works: http://bit.ly/2v5bM17

Photo of today's pro forma session: http://bit.ly/2v3wtMR

END OF THE WEEK HEADLINES: Via Bloomberg's Jennifer Caplan, a cannabis grower has bought an entire California town to build a marijuana tourist destination. https://bloom.bg/2vzt9u1

 

NOTABLE TWEETS:

HuffPost's Jennifer Bendery 
On the one hand, repercussions from party + bullying by the president + pissed off leadership. On the other hand, constituents. 
Photo Sen. Lisa MurkowskiLisa Ann MurkowskiThis week: GOP mulls vote on ‘abolish ICE’ legislation Dem infighting erupts over Supreme Court pick McConnell: Senate to confirm Kavanaugh by Oct. 1 MORE (R-Alaska), who voted down ObamaCare repeal, being greeted by a constituent: http://bit.ly/2wdHKbP

KUT's Mose Buchele
Someone has lost a chicken in East Austin. The sign: http://bit.ly/2vzjwLQ

 

ON TAP:

Both chambers of Congress are out for recess! Happy August!

How fitting: Right as recess started, Roll Call's Niels Lesniewski tweeted, "Walked out of the Capitol to find a literal rainbow." Photo: http://bit.ly/2ualCl3

And at the White House!: http://bit.ly/2wdrU0J

Today: Former President Barack Obama turns 56 years old today.

Former first lady Michelle ObamaMichelle LeVaughn Robinson ObamaMichelle Obama joins stars in launch of voter registration push The Hill's Morning Report — Russia furor grips Washington Michelle Obama launches voter registration initiative ahead of midterms: report MORE's birthday wish: http://bit.ly/2feYwn3

12:30 p.m. EDT: President Trump has lunch with Vice President Pence.

1:30 p.m. EDT: President Trump speaks with French President Emmanuel Macron by phone.

3:15 p.m. EDT: President Trump leaves Washington, D.C., for the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, N.J. Trumpcation time!

 

WHAT TO WATCH:

7 p.m. EDT: Vice President Pence speaks at the Young America's Foundation 39th Annual National Conservative Student Conference at the Hyatt Regency Capitol Hill. Livestream: http://bit.ly/2vwW0hT

Sunday: Former Vice President Al GoreAlbert (Al) Arnold GoreAl Gore warns of 'ominous' record-breaking heat Colbert to Kennedy on retirement: Don't tell me your mind's going because 'you never had one!' Budowsky: Obama remains AWOL for Dems MORE appears on CNN's "Fareed Zakaria GPS."

Sunday: Sen. Tom CottonThomas (Tom) Bryant CottonBipartisan group introduces retirement savings legislation in Senate Overnight Defense: Fallout from tense NATO summit | Senators push to block ZTE deal in defense bill | Blackwater founder makes new pitch for mercenaries to run Afghan war Hillicon Valley: DOJ appeals AT&T-Time Warner ruling | FBI agent testifies in heated hearing | Uproar after FCC changes rules on consumer complaints | Broadcom makes bid for another US company | Facebook under fire over conspiracy sites MORE (R-Ark.), Gov. John Kasich (R-Ohio), Gov. John Hickenlooper (D-Colo.) and former Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson will appear on CBS's "Face the Nation."

Sunday: Sen. Jeff FlakeJeffrey (Jeff) Lane FlakeHistory argues for Democratic Senate gains GOP to White House: End summit mystery The Hill's Morning Report — Trump and Congress at odds over Russia MORE (R-Ariz.) will appear exclusively on NBC's "Meet the Press."

 

NOW FOR THE FUN STUFF...:

Today is National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day! Where to get free cookies today: http://for.tn/2uaOjhW

GUYS, I PROMISE THIS IS REAL: Via The Hill's Robin Eberhardt, Amazon is selling toilet paper with President Trump's tweets printed on it. A single roll of the two-ply paper goes for $11.99 on Amazon, slightly less than the $12.95 that it costs for a role of toilet paper with pictures of Trump's face. Photos: http://bit.ly/2voNcLc

And because you read this far, here's a sad kangaroo who hates when his friends leave: http://bit.ly/2fchN8j 

 

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