The Hill's 12:30 Report

The Hill's 12:30 Report

Sign up to receive the 12:30 Report right to your inbox: http://bit.ly/2kjMNnn

--> A midday take on what's happening in politics and how to have a sense of humor about it.*

*Ha. Haha. Hahah. Sniff. Haha. Sniff. Ha-- breaks down crying hysterically.

 

The Hill's 12:30 Report: Category 5 Irma heads for Florida | Trump deal shakes up fall agenda | Trump Jr. testifying before Senate panel | Trump reassures DACA recipients at Pelosi's request | Trump to dine with Ryan | Clinton's score-settling frustrates Dems | Kimmel offers people cookies if they can name a lawmaker

MY ISSUE HERE -- IRMA JUST DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THE RIGHT NAME TO DESCRIBE THIS STORM. I'M THINKING 'SCAR,' 'ROCKY,' 'BEAR,' 'SPIKE' OR 'PHAT AL':

Latest path: From The Weather Channel. Maps and everything you need to know: http://wxch.nl/2vLrXnT

States of emergency: In Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina and Georgia.

Evacuations: Here are the areas with mandatory evacuations and possible highway gridlocks: http://cnn.it/2vPp9Gl

Deaths so far: At least 10.

Islands that have been hit: Saint Martin, Anguilla and Barbuda. Assessment of Antigua and Barbuda: "95 percent of the territory has been destroyed." http://n.pr/2j6uaV3

Oh myyy: A Delta flight has gone viral after the pilot flew the plane directly into Hurricane Irma. I will never again complain when the pilot says it’s going to be a bumpy flight. I will never again complain when the pilot says it’s going to be a bumpy flight.  Photos: http://bit.ly/2wKjYGF

In Puerto Rico: The storm just skirted Puerto Rico, but has left more than 1 million people without power. Latest in Puerto Rico: http://nbcnews.to/2wLqACW

Behind Irma -- Jose: Via The Weather Channel, here's Hurricane Jose's path behind Irma: http://wxch.nl/2wKkgNR

It's Thursday. I'm Cate Martel with a quick recap of the morning and what's coming up. Send comments, story ideas and events for our radar to cmartel@thehill.com, @CateMartel and on Facebook.

ADVERTISEMENT

JUST REPORTED -- IS ANYTHING ACTUALLY 'BEHIND CLOSED DOORS' ANYMORE?: Donald Trump Jr. met with Senate Intelligence Committee investigators this morning to discuss his June 2016 meeting with a Russian lawyer. The meeting happened behind closed doors, but The New York Times's Maggie Haberman and Matt Apuzzo obtained what Trump Jr. said. His reasoning for the meeting: "He was intrigued that she might have damaging information about Hillary ClintonHillary Diane Rodham ClintonComey: Trump's 'Spygate' claims are made up Clapper: Trump distorting my comments is Orwellian Mueller probing Roger Stone's finances: report MORE, saying it was important to learn about Mrs. Clinton's 'fitness' to be president." In his prepared statement: "The younger Mr. Trump said he was initially conflicted when he heard that the lawyer, Natalia Veselnitskaya, might have damaging information about Mrs. Clinton. Despite his interest, he said, he always intended to consult with his own lawyers about the propriety of using any information that Ms. Veselnitskaya, who has ties to the Kremlin, gave him at the meeting." Full statement: http://nyti.ms/2f7EXKm

Tidbit: From CNN's Manu Raju: "How badly does Donald Trump Jr not want to be seen on the Hill? They've put up a partition around the room where he's meeting behind closed doors about his meeting with Russians ...." Instagram photo: http://bit.ly/2j77lR6

THIS A.M., AN UNLIKELY WORK FRIENDSHIP -- PELUMP, DONANCY, TRUMPOSI, NANCALD. <-- ANY OTHER SUGGESTIONS?: President TrumpDonald John TrumpComey: Trump's 'Spygate' claims are made up Trump taps vocal anti-illegal immigration advocate for State Dept's top refugee job Seattle Seahawks player: Trump is 'an idiot' for saying protesting NFL players 'shouldn’t be in the country' MORE tried to reassure immigrants covered by the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program, which he is rescinding. His tweet: "For all of those (DACA) that are concerned about your status during the 6 month period, you have nothing to worry about -- No action!" http://bit.ly/2gKuRPE

^^ Oh and I should mention!: House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif. ) told colleagues that she spoke to the president by phone this morning and asked him to tweet that. http://bit.ly/2gPYYsn

GREAT, WE'RE ALL REALLY, REALLY, REEEALY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS FIGHT AROUND CHRISTMAS http://bit.ly/2wbspqU: Via The Hill's Alexander Bolton, President Trump's surprise deal with Democrats has rearranged the fall. How so: Because of an agreement to a short-term bill, the spending fight and debt limit fight has been punted to December. What we were expecting: Chaos until Oct. 1. What we're getting: A surprisingly clear month. What to do with the new free time: Tax reform... ?! http://bit.ly/2xdKkSZ

How Paul RyanPaul Davis RyanThree House Dems say they'll oppose immigration floor vote over possible wall funding Dems after briefing: 'No evidence' spy placed in Trump campaign Senate approves new sexual harassment policy for Congress MORE describes the deal: During a New York Times event this morning, Ryan said the president didn't want a "food fight" and instead wanted to show bipartisanship. http://bit.ly/2eJWAzn

How Steven MnuchinSteven Terner MnuchinMy farm crops gained K in value since Trump delayed China trade war — but it’s not a done deal The Hill's Morning Report — Sponsored by PhRMA — Republicans see some daylight in midterm polling Republicans think Trump is losing trade war MORE reacted: On Fox Business Network this morning, Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin says, "We're very happy we have a deal." He also said tax reform was "very viable" this year. http://bit.ly/2gJzQjk

DUDE, CAN YOU JUST LEAVE OUR DIRTY LAUNDRY IN THE CLOSET?: Via The Hill's Jonathan Easley, Hillary Clinton is settling old scores in a campaign tell-all book -- and angering some Democrats in the process. Clinton unloads on former President Barack ObamaBarack Hussein ObamaChicago City Council approves Obama Presidential Center On North Korea, give Trump some credit The mainstream media — the lap dogs of the deep state and propaganda arm of the left MORE and Sen. Bernie SandersBernard (Bernie) SandersTrump: ‘Clapper has now admitted there was spying on my campaign’ Overnight Defense: Trump decision on Korea summit coming 'next week' | China disinvited from major naval exercise | Senate sends VA reform bill to Trump Senate sends major VA reform bill to Trump's desk MORE (I-Vt.). From a former Clinton fundraiser and surrogate -- ouch: "The best thing she could do is disappear," said the surrogate, who played an active role at the convention. "She's doing harm to all of us because of her own selfishness. Honestly, I wish she'd just shut the f--- up and go away." http://bit.ly/2xdud7L

THE MOST AWKWARD STORY OF THE DAY -- WHERE'S MY TURTLE SHELL WHEN I NEED IT...?: President Trump said that Ivanka Trump pleaded to come along to a tax reform event yesterday. Quote: "She said, 'Dad, can I come with you,' " Trump said while introducing his daughter. "Actually she said 'Daddy, can I go with you?' I like that." "I said, 'Yes, you can,' " he added. "Look at Ivanka, come on up honey, she's so good," Trump said. "She wanted to make the trip." Watch: http://bit.ly/2xR3fQo

Lol, you can count on Stephen Colbert: Colbert mocked the president, "Not weird at all," Colbert said, following the clip. "All of Trump's advisers call him daddy. Sean Spicer was actually the one who started it." Watch Colbert's reaction: http://bit.ly/2vPntwz

 

NOTABLE TWEETS:

Reuters's Pat Zengerle
Reporters chasing Rep. Conaway to ask about Susan Rice's Intel testimony almost (literally) ran into Secretary of State Rex TillersonRex Wayne TillersonFive takeaways on the canceled Trump summit with Kim Dem lawmaker confronts Pompeo over spending cuts to diplomatic security GOP fundraiser subpoenas AP over source of leaked emails: report MORE. http://bit.ly/2gNSRoC

Sen. Ben SasseBenjamin (Ben) Eric SasseFor .2 billion, taxpayers should get more than Congress’s trial balloons Republicans think Trump is losing trade war Overnight Finance: House sends Dodd-Frank rollbacks to Trump | What's in the bill | Trump says there is 'no deal' to help ZTE | Panel approves bill to toughen foreign investment reviews MORE (R-Neb.) (Omg. Can't. Unsee.)
Yesterday in one picture http://bit.ly/2xcvFap

If you're wildly confused about the picture: Back story on the viral meme: http://bit.ly/2f6xs6n

 

ON TAP:

The House and Senate are in.

This morning: Donald Trump Jr. met with Senate Judiciary Committee investigators. http://nyti.ms/2gOTrTb

This afternoon: "Number 2 GOP Senator John CornynJohn CornynHillicon Valley: Experts worry North Korea will retaliate with hacks over summit | FBI works to disrupt Russian botnet | Trump officials look to quell anger over ZTE | Obama makes case for tighter regs on tech Senate GOP sounds alarm over Trump's floated auto tariffs Administration works to assuage critics over ZTE deal MORE suggests Senate vote on Harvey aid will occur 'this afternoon.'" (From AFP's Michael Mathes) http://bit.ly/2eNKuc3

12:15 p.m. EDT: Education Secretary Betsy DeVosElizabeth (Betsy) Dee DeVosDeVos comments on undocumented schoolchildren strike a nerve with Democrats Developing countries lead in education innovation ACLU blasts DeVos for telling schools to report undocumented students MORE is expected to make an announcement on enforcement of federal sex discrimination laws in cases where students are accused of sexual assault. Where's she's making the announcement: George Mason University's Arlington, Va., campus. What to know: http://bit.ly/2wbOHsu

12:15 p.m. EDT: President Trump meets and has a working luncheon with Sheikh Sabah Al Ahmad of Kuwait.

1:30 p.m. EDT: First votes in the House. Their schedule today: http://bit.ly/2jYhqPv

3:30 p.m. EDT: President Trump participates in an infrastructure meeting.

7 p.m. EDT: President Trump has dinner with Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.).

Why this should be uncomfortable: Yesterday, Trump agreed to support a Democratic deal tying short-term debt hike and government funding extension to Harvey aid, a deal Ryan previously criticized. http://bit.ly/2vPFon2

Then this morning: Ryan threw cold water on Trump's goal of lowering the corporate tax rate to 15 percent. "The numbers are hard to make that work," Ryan said. I.e.: They may need a few ice breakers tonight. http://bit.ly/2vPuPQL

10:30 p.m. EDT: Last votes in the House.

This weekend: President Trump is hosting his entire Cabinet at Camp David in Maryland. (Via CNN's Kaitlan Collins) http://cnn.it/2xd7dpF

December 15: Wawa's opening date in Washington, D.C. http://bit.ly/2vP9DdP

 

WHAT TO WATCH:

1:30 p.m. EDT: President Trump holds a joint press conference with with Sheikh Sabah Al Ahmad of Kuwait. Livestream: http://bit.ly/2vOUVn9

7 p.m. EDT: Vice President Pence speaks to the Texas congressional delegation in his residence at the Naval Observatory.

8:30 p.m. EDT: The NFL season kicks off with the Kansas City Chiefs playing the New England Patriots. Upcoming schedule: http://es.pn/2f6Sou8

9 a.m. EDT Sunday: Former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton sits down with CBS "Sunday Morning" anchor Jane Pauley on her new book.

7 p.m. EDT Sunday: Stephen Bannon, President Trump's former chief strategist, will sit down with Charlie Rose on CBS's "60 Minutes." http://bit.ly/2vMkaGq

50 days from today -- Oct. 27: The second season of Netflix's "Stranger Things" will be released. http://bit.ly/2gNtumM

 

NOW FOR THE FUN STUFF...:

Today is National Salami Day. It's also National Acorn Squash Day.

THIS IS SAD FOR SOCIETY: On ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live," his team asked people on the streets to name a member of Congress in exchange for a cookie. The answers are depressing, but hilarious. Clip: http://bit.ly/2eNi2XB

NEXT TIME YOU GO TO A MALL: Via Elle, here's a list of the fall fashion trends this year. Think: Bright red and vintage. http://bit.ly/2wLGgpV

THIS IS SO ADORABLE. I CAN'T.: Prince George started school this morning. The photos of Prince William dropping him off are too cute. http://bzfd.it/2xRi1GQ

And because you read this far, here's a chihuahua who is NOT a morning person. http://bit.ly/2vPmCvP

 

To view past editions of The Hill's 12:30 Report, click here: http://bit.ly/1M1mIfw

To receive The Hill's 12:30 Report in your inbox, please sign up here: http://bit.ly/1Tt4hqN