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The Hill's 12:30 Report: Trump hits 'Crooked Hillary' over North Korea | The two senators who could decide ObamaCare repeal | Jimmy Kimmel slams Cassidy over bill | What to know about the GOP bill | Trump says he's 'decided' on Iran deal | Hurricane Maria hits Puerto Rico | Amazon's baby registry fail

THEY HAVE THE POW-UH: The fate of the ObamaCare repeal all comes down to two senators -- John McCainJohn Sidney McCainRubio asks Army to kick out West Point grad with pro-communist posts The VA's woes cannot be pinned on any singular administration Overnight Defense: Mattis offers support for Iran deal | McCain blocks nominees over Afghanistan strategy | Trump, Tillerson spilt raises new questions about N. Korea policy MORE (R-Ariz.) and Lisa MurkowskiLisa Ann MurkowskiRepublicans jockey for position on immigration GOP senator knocks Trump: 'Not a fan of governing by tweet' How the effort to replace ObamaCare failed MORE (R-Alaska) -- as Republicans try to approve a new ObamaCare repeal bill in the next 11 days. Don't forget: They were two of the three senators who tanked the last ObamaCare repeal bill. http://bit.ly/2w750Id

If, like everyone else, you're confused about what's in this bill: Here are the five things to know about the latest ObamaCare repeal bill: http://bit.ly/2fjBnQG

The odds it'll pass: Much higher than before. It's picked up a lot of momentum in recent days. What changed: "The deal President Trump struck with Democrats earlier this month to fund hurricane relief and postpone a battle over federal spending and the debt limit until December. Republicans at the time panned Trump for cutting GOP leaders out of the loop, but now his decision looks like a master stroke as it has created time on the schedule to take a second shot at health-care reform." http://bit.ly/2fAJKEl

Kimmel vs. Cassidy: Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel accused Sen. Bill CassidyWilliam (Bill) Morgan CassidyBen Shapiro: Who died and made Jimmy Kimmel Jesus? Dems look to turn ObamaCare tables on GOP in '18 Congress misses deadline to reauthorize childrens' health care program MORE (R-La.) of lying about his intentions on health care. This morning, Cassidy shot back. "I'm sorry he does not understand," Cassidy said on CNN's "New Day," referring to Kimmel. He added that the bill protects "those with pre-existing conditions." http://bit.ly/2fkK1OJ

It's Wednesday -- Rosh Hashanah starts at sunset today! I'm Cate Martel with a quick recap of the morning and what's coming up. Send comments, story ideas and events for our radar to cmartel@thehill.com, @CateMartel and on Facebook.

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THIS FEELS LIKE A REALITY SHOW TEASER -- DID HE SAY YES? DID HE SAY NO? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT 'REAL WORLD: WEST WING!': This morning, President Trump said he made a decision on whether to pull the U.S. out on the Iran nuclear deal. The catch: He won't say what he decided. Pressed about his decision, the president responded to reporters, "I'll let you know what the decision is." http://bit.ly/2fbcF1a 

UGH, STAY SAFE PUERTO RICO: Hurricane Maria made landfall in Puerto Rico around 6 a.m. this morning. It's currently a Category 4 storm. Latest updates: http://cnn.it/2xdVgja

Power outages: The director of the Puerto Rico Electric Power Authority predicts that some parts of Puerto Rico will be without power for four to six months. http://bit.ly/2fA0D1M

Damage: Via CNN, the executive director of Regional Security Service estimates that 70 percent of the buildings in Dominica have been damaged. "There's no electricity. There's no communication." The director called the damage "horrific." "A lot of the bridges have been destroyed." http://cnn.it/2xdVgja

Winds: Gusts of 177 mph have been reported.

Rain: Five to seven inches of rain an hour. http://bit.ly/2xQLZhA

HURRICANE JOSE -- latest path: While the storm is off the coast, it could still impact the East Coast today. http://wxch.nl/2yct6lm

LATEST IN MEXICO — EARTHQUAKE DEATH TOLL OVER 200: Via CNN, a 7.1 magnitude earthquake hit southeast of Mexico City yesterday. More than 200 people have been killed. What to know: http://cnn.it/2fzLm14

GET OUT THOSE HOOP EARRINGS, PASTEL-LENSE SUNGLASSES AND LAYERED T-SHIRTS BECAUSE ... IT'S 2004!: Former Secretary of State John KerryJohn Forbes KerryFor the sake of national security, Trump must honor the Iran deal Bernie Sanders’s 1960s worldview makes bad foreign policy DiCaprio: History will ‘vilify’ Trump for not fighting climate change MORE downplayed rumors that he could run for president in 2020. But he definitely didn't rule it out. "I don't have any plans right now, honestly," Kerry said on MSNBC's "Morning Joe."  "That's not a denial," Joe Scarborough said. "Well, I'm not thinking about it," Kerry tried to continue over the other hosts. "Very funny. You're a troublemaker," he added to Scarborough. http://bit.ly/2w7H9YK

IT WOULD BE LIKE THE PATRIOTS STILL ARGUING WITH THE FALCONS OVER LAST YEAR'S SUPER BOWL: President Trump is taking aim at Hillary ClintonHillary Diane Rodham ClintonChris Murphy’s profile rises with gun tragedies DNC, RNC step up cyber protections Gun proposal picks up GOP support MORE, blaming her time as secretary of State for North Korea's nuclear advances. Why: She ripped Trump's maiden speech at the United Nations yesterday. Trump's tweet: "After allowing North Korea to research and build Nukes while Secretary of State (Bill C also), Crooked Hillary now criticizes," Trump tweeted this morning, referring to Clinton's husband, former President Bill ClintonBill ClintonAll five living former presidents to attend hurricane relief concert The Hill's 12:30 Report The Hill's 12:30 Report MORE, as well. http://bit.ly/2ydG9CW

WELL THAT'S AWFULLY PERSONAL: Via The Verge, an Amazon email glitch is informing people that a gift from their baby registry has been purchased. This includes people who don't have registries and aren't even pregnant. http://bit.ly/2hhUt6B

Reactions: Some of the reactions are pretty funny, like Dustin B. Schwartz, "Amazon email: 'A gift from your baby registry is on its way.' Umm. This would be a helluva way to let me know, Atalie. :-P" http://bit.ly/2wyb4h5

AND IN OTHER 'BAD DAY FOR AMAZON' NEWS: Amazon said it will review its website after a British news report found that the company's algorithms have been recommending combinations of items that can be used to make bombs. http://bit.ly/2xeO9qn

INTERESTING READ -- SO WE SHOULD ALL GET A GLASS OF GOVERNMENT-FUNDED WINE IS WHAT I'M READING?: The Hill's Reid Wilson writes how fury and anger are fueling the modern political climate in the United States. "Last November, voters faced a choice between the two least-popular major-party presidential nominees ever to appear on a ballot ... Congress is at a standstill. The two major political parties are both dealing with identity crises." http://bit.ly/2hgBTPW

 

NOTABLE TWEETS:

CBC News Alerts (That sounds kinda nice, tbqh.)
Six NASA-backed research crew, cooped up in Mars-like habitat on a remote Hawaii volcano since January, emerge after 8 months of isolation. Photo:  http://bit.ly/2xwqWjd

Lol, The Atlantic's David Sims added: "who wants to tell them" http://bit.ly/2xQYjhZ

Politico's Burgess Everett
Just heard a senator tell another senator: "have a nice weekend"
It's Tuesday. http://bit.ly/2ydBJfh

 

ON TAP:

The House and Senate are out for Rosh Hashanah. They'll be back next week.

This morning: President Trump met with the king of Jordan and the president of the Palestinian Authority.

1:15 p.m. EDT: President Trump has lunch with African leaders.

3 p.m. EDT: President Trump meets with the prime minister of the United Kingdom. Vice President Pence joins.

4:30 p.m. EDT: President Trump meets with the president of Egypt. Vice President Pence joins.

7 p.m. EDT September 26: The National Press Club's 5th annual Spelling Bee with journalists vs. politicians. Details: http://bit.ly/2fiQtWy

This fall: Former President Barack ObamaBarack Hussein ObamaAll five living former presidents to attend hurricane relief concert Overnight Health Care: Schumer calls for tying ObamaCare fix to children's health insurance | Puerto Rico's water woes worsen | Dems plead for nursing home residents' right to sue Interior moves to delay Obama’s methane leak rule MORE will host an event for Phil Murphy, the Democrat running for governor of New Jersey. (h/t The Hill's Amie Parnes) http://bit.ly/2wvHQzb

 

NOW FOR THE FUN STUFF...:

Today is National String Cheese Day. It's also National Punch Day.

GUYS, THIS IS SO CRINGEWORTHY BUT I CAN'T STOP WATCHING: On Friday, President Trump spoke at Andrews Air Force Base. First lady Melania Trump introduced him and it turned painfully awkward. Why: Just watch. http://bzfd.it/2fhVvCy

TRENDING -- THE BEST PLACE TO VISIT IN EUROPE: Florence, Italy, was voted the best city in Europe in this year's Travel + Leisure World's Best Awards. Nothing new: Florence has taken the top spot 10 of the past 11 years. http://tandl.me/2xfk7CU Full list of awards: http://tandl.me/2hhubRP

I'M SO GLAD THIS STORY IS STILL AROUND: A few years ago, The New York Times published a recipe for brownies. One woman responded with what has been pegged, "the greatest internet comment of all time." Anyway, The Cut's Gabriella Paiella interviewed that woman and got more of the story. http://bit.ly/2fADOva

The recipe comment that started it all: "This has been my go-to brownie recipe for 30 years. In the '80s, an acquaintance in Germany to whom I brought some of the brownies, and who considered herself a great cook, asked for the recipe but was never able to get it to work. She kept asking me what she was doing wrong and I was never able to solve her problem. Eventually, she moved to the U.S. and stole my husband!"

And because you read this far, here's an impressive father-daughter choreographed dance to "Aladdin": http://bit.ly/2xwgMiN

 

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