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The Hill's 12:30 Report: Trump visits Puerto Rico | What to watch for | Trump says island threw 'budget out of whack' | San Juan mayor attends briefing | Latest on Las Vegas | Trump says US will talk about guns later | Trump calls police response 'a miracle' | GoFundMe raises $3M for victims | Giffords, Scalise highlight divide on guns | Justices hear landmark gerrymandering case

JUST NOW -- I CAN'T WATCH, BUT I CAN'T LOOK AWAY: President Trump just landed in Puerto Rico, where he addressed the damage from Hurricane Maria. Here are some of the highlights:

*Crawls under my desk and hides*: Trump: "I hate to tell you, Puerto Rico, you've thrown our budget out of whack." This is the line everyone's talking about.  http://bit.ly/2g7Kxg5

^^ *then slides down even further and covers ears*: "Trump to PR official: 'So what's your death count? Sixteen? You can be very proud, only sixteen instead of thousands in Katrina.'" http://bit.ly/2yFFESl Video: http://bit.ly/2fPMSPX

Guys, GUYS. You have to see this: "Guy from Puerto Rico I met Wednesday when I went to San Juan said islanders will wear these in homage to Melania's fashion during Trump's visit today." (From Politico's Marc CaputoPhoto: http://bit.ly/2yFBKsS

Never miss an opportunity: "Trump's trolling the San Juan mayor during his opening remarks in Puerto Rico, saying the governor was 'giving us the highest grades.'" http://bit.ly/2fNhrWy

On the weather: "Your weather is second to none, but every once in a while you get hit. And you really got hit. There's no question about it." http://bit.ly/2xekXAV

It's Tuesday. I'm Cate Martel with a quick recap of the morning and what's coming up. Send comments, story ideas and events for our radar to cmartel@thehill.com, @CateMartel and on Facebook.

 

LATEST ON LAS VEGAS:

AND NOW BACK TO THE GUN DEBATE ONCE AGAIN: Via The Hill's Mike Lillis, Democrat Gabrielle Giffords (Ariz.) and Republican Steve Scalise (La.) share a tragic, common bond: Both were nearly killed in separate mass shootings six years apart. But the two have had very different reactions to the shooting in Las Vegas. Giffords: Stormed Capitol Hill urging for stricter gun laws. Scalise: Called on Americans to donate blood and be kind to one another. http://bit.ly/2wvCNed

This morning: "Trump to reporters leaving the White House for Puerto Rico: 'We'll be talking about gun laws as time goes on.'" http://bit.ly/2xOJGep 

NEW INFORMATION ON PADDOCK: Via "NBC's Pete Williams: Week before Vegas attack, Stephen Paddock wired $100k to an account in Philippines, that's where his girlfriend is from." http://bit.ly/2yUCr2n

BECAUSE THE SHOOTER DOESN'T DESERVE ANY MORE OF OUR TIME...: Here are photos and tributes to the victims of the Las Vegas shooting. http://bit.ly/2fIqpR3

And some more positivity: A GoFundMe was started for the victims. It has raised more than $3 million so far. http://bit.ly/2yVgv72

PRESIDENT TRUMP'S LATEST VEGAS REACTION -- IT'S A MIRACLE, REALLY: President Trump praised the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department's response to the shooting. In his words: "What happened in Las Vegas is in many ways a miracle. The police department has done such an incredible job, and we'll be talking about gun laws as time goes by," Trump told reporters. "But I do have to say how quickly the police department was able to get in was really very much of a miracle. They've done an amazing job." http://bit.ly/2wuDFzN

TRENDING REACTION TO VEGAS -- SO, WHEN'S JIMMY KIMMEL ANNOUNCING HIS 2020 PRESIDENTIAL BID?: Last night, late-night host Jimmy Kimmel had an emotional reaction to the shooting in Las Vegas. Watch: http://wapo.st/2hKeNRY

Keep in mind: Las Vegas is Kimmel's hometown. He moved there when he was nine years old, graduated high school in Vegas and then attended the University of Nevada, Las Vegas for a year.

 

IN OTHER NEWS...:

TRUMP'S PUERTO RICO VISIT -- BIG, MASSIVE, REALLY, REALLY DEVASTATED. YA WOULDN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT: President Trump just landed in Puerto Rico to survey the devastation from Hurricane Maria. Here are the five things we're watching: http://bit.ly/2fIzwRS

1) Will Trump face off with San Juan's mayor? The two went after each other over the weekend over the response to the hurricane. But the mayor will also be attending Trump's briefing.
2) Will Trump's tone be divisive or unifying? It could easily go either way.
3) Trump as comforter in chief? How comforting will he be compared to his visits to other hurricane sites?
4) Will Trump discuss the Jones Act? The waiver of the shipping rules is only active for 10 days.
5) How will Congress respond? Both parties have criticized Trump's handling of Puerto Rico.

THIS A.M. -- I'LL TAKE 'WHAT IS GERRYMANDERING FOR $500, ALEX.': The Supreme Court seemed hesitant this morning to issue a ruling that creates a standard for determining when states have engaged in unconstitutional partisan gerrymandering. For example: Chief Justice John Roberts said such a ruling would raise legal challenges to voter maps across the country that will inevitably make their way to the court. What is gerrymandering -- so you don't have to keep pretending you know ;) Gerrymandering is redrawing voter districts to increase the political power of one party over another. http://bit.ly/2fNtXW8

NOW ALL HE NEEDS IS A MINI SPEAKER PLAYING 'THEY SEE ME ROLLIN.' THEY HATIN' --> http://bit.ly/2yGsJzA: House Majority Whip Steve Scalise (R-La.) was seen riding through the halls of the Capitol in a scooter decked out in the colors of his beloved Louisiana State University. Keep in mind: Scalise returned to the Capitol last week after he was shot in June. Photos of the decked out scooter -- it's pretty great: http://bit.ly/2xRnMF9

IF I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT ONE MORE PUBLIC OFFICIAL USING A PRIVATE EMAIL...: Via Politico's Josh DawseyIvanka Trump and her husband, Jared Kushner, have reportedly sent hundreds of emails from a third private email account while serving in their White House roles. Details: "The emails -- which include nonpublic travel documents, internal schedules and some official White House materials --were in many cases sent from Ivanka Trump, her assistant Bridges Lamar and others who work with the couple in the White House. The emails to the third account were largely sent from White House accounts but occasionally came from other private accounts, one of these people said." http://politi.co/2xRMHZf

IN LOCAL BRAGGING RIGHTS NEWS -- YAY URBAN RENOVATION!: Lonely Planet named the Capitol Riverfront and Yards Park in Washington, D.C., as one of the 10 hottest neighborhoods in the U.S. Full list: http://bit.ly/2xVtx6m

THE BANNON EFFECT: Via The Hill's Ben Kamisar, "Establishment Republicans are skeptical that former judge Roy Moore's victory in last week's Alabama GOP primary runoff means that an alliance of insurgent conservative groups, led by former White House chief strategist Stephen Bannon, is about to knock off more Republican incumbents." http://bit.ly/2yH5LZb

 

NOTABLE TWEETS:

Reporter Matt Laslo (Confirmed.)
"It's not even 10am and I'm ready for a happy hour" - mood among press corps today http://bit.ly/2kif3bW

NBC's Steve Kornacki (Oh wow.)
Promising to "make America great again," Bill ClintonWilliam (Bill) Jefferson ClintonMueller’s probe doesn't end with a bang, but with a whimper Mark Mellman: History’s judgment Congress should massively ramp up funding for the NIH MORE declared his presidential candidacy 26 years ago today in Little Rock. Screenshot: http://bit.ly/2xd1JeH

The Los Angeles Times's Sarah D. Wire
A bunch of Capitol Police just walked into the atrium of the Senate Judiciary Committee room, where senators are discussing DACA today http://bit.ly/2xdkUAu 

 

ON TAP:

11:45 a.m. EDT: President Trump arrived in San Juan, Puerto Rico. He received a briefing and is visiting with victims of Hurricane Maria.

12:30 p.m. EDT: The Senate breaks for weekly caucus luncheons.

3:30 p.m. EDT: President Trump and first lady Melania Trump meet with Gov. Kenneth Mapp of the U.S. Virgin Islands.

6 p.m. EDT: Vice President Pence meets with local businesses, community leaders and families in Phoenix to discuss tax reform.

6 p.m. EDT: Sen. Tom CottonTom CottonGOP and Dems bitterly divided by immigration Grassley offers DACA fix tied to tough enforcement measures Five things senators should ask Tom Cotton if he’s nominated to lead the CIA MORE (R-Ark.) speaks at the Council on Foreign Relations about the Iran nuclear deal. Details: http://on.cfr.org/2hKR4RI

Tonight: The MLB postseason kicks off with the first wild card game. 

7 p.m. EDT: Sen. Al FrankenAlan (Al) Stuart FrankenDemocrats turn on Al Franken Schumer called, met with Franken and told him to resign Overnight Finance: Trump says shutdown 'could happen' | Ryan, conservatives inch closer to spending deal | Senate approves motion to go to tax conference | Ryan promises 'entitlement reform' in 2018 MORE (D-Minn.) will be discussing his book, "Al Franken, Giant of the Senate," at a sold-out Politics and Prose event. Details: http://bit.ly/2xMJvxV

9 p.m. EDT: President Trump arrives back at the White House.

9:45 p.m. EDT: Vice President Pence participates in a Republican National Committee reception.

8 a.m. EDT Wednesday: The Hill is hosting a health-care event on improving patient health. Reps. Ami BeraAmerish (Ami) Babulal BeraOut of their lane: DC celebs go bowling for charity The Hill's 12:30 Report The Hill's 12:30 Report MORE (D-Calif.) and Bill Johnson (R-Ohio) are among the speakers. Details: http://bit.ly/2g2L8zM

 

Wednesday: President Trump visits Las Vegas.

Wednesday: The NHL's regular season kicks off. Opening night info: http://on.si.com/2yBlN6Q

October 11: The Hill is hosting an event on the tax code and explaining the tax reform proposal. Details: http://bit.ly/2g2VmAa

 

WHAT TO WATCH:

Noon: "The Washington National Cathedral [rang] its funeral bell 60 times at noon to mark each soul lost in the Las Vegas mass shooting, including the gunman." Livestream from WJLA-TV: http://bit.ly/2kiwEk0

2 p.m. EDT: State Department spokeswoman Heather Nauert briefs reporters. Livestream: http://cs.pn/2g7Ux9r

9 p.m. EDT Wednesday: House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) participates in a CNN town hall moderated by anchor Chris Cuomo.

 

NOW FOR THE FUN STUFF...:

Today is National Soft Taco Day. 

BEST STORY I'VE READ IN YEARS -- IN THE BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN WORDS OF "FINDING NEMO," "FISH ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD.": Via NPR's Philip Reeves, to ease the foot shortage in Venezuela, Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro unveiled "Plan Rabbit" to encourage citizens to eat rabbits for protein. During a pilot program, the government distributed baby rabbits to people in poor neighborhoods. Where it gets funny -- this plan totally backfired: "Some people responded by tying bows around the rabbits' necks, giving them cute names, and even cuddling up with them in bed at night." I.e. -- the new bunnies are pets! Where it gets even funnier -- how they're hoping to fix that problem: The Venezuelan government minister in charge of the plan is proposing a nationwide campaign to convince people that bunnies are not cute, not pets and should not be used as mascots (lol) -- they are food! Full story -- I promise you won't be disappointed: http://n.pr/2kfwOse

Ok, now you NEED to watch this clip to see why I've been laughing about this story all morning --> http://bit.ly/2yCym1R 

BECAUSE IT'S OCTOBER AND WE SUDDENLY HAVE VISIONS OF "​SUGARPUMPKINS" DANCING IN OUR HEADS: Via CNN Travel, here's a list of some of the most beautiful places to visit in the fall. http://cnn.it/2xc2RPX

And because we all need happy thoughts to get us through this bad week, here's a pile of husky dogs snuggling and not wanting to wake up: http://bit.ly/2xV36gY

 

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