The Hill's 12:30 Report

The Hill's 12:30 Report
© Getty

To view past editions of The Hill's 12:30 Report, click here: http://bit.ly/1M1mIfw

Sign up to receive the 12:30 Report right to your inbox: http://bit.ly/2kjMNnn

--> A midday take on what's happening in politics and how to have a sense of humor about it.*

*Ha. Haha. Hahah. Sniff. Haha. Sniff. Ha--breaks down crying hysterically.

 

The Hill's 12:30 Report: Shutdown fallout | Sights and sounds from the long night | Blame game begins -- Trump signs bill, says Dems 'forced' terms | Republicans lash out at Rand PaulRandal (Rand) Howard PaulGOP senators call for probe of federal grants on climate change Overnight Health Care — Presented by the Association of American Medical Colleges — Key ObamaCare groups in limbo | Opioids sending thousands of kids into foster care | House passes bill allowing Medicaid to pay for opioid treatments US watchdog: 'We failed' to stem Afghan opium production MORE | Knives out for Kelly | Trump reportedly complaining to Priebus | Winter Olympics begin | Pence avoids North Korean officials | National Pizza Day AND National Bagel Day (!) | L.L. Bean ends lifetime return policy

 

It's Groundhog Day (for government shutdowns): Senate leaders officially ended a months-long partisan standoff on the budget, voting on the biggest budget deal of Donald Trump's presidency and ending another (brief) government shutdown. The House followed suit before 6 a.m., and President TrumpDonald John TrumpCNN analyst Kirsten Powers: Melania's jacket should read 'Let them eat cake' CNN's Cuomo confronts Lewandowski over 'womp womp' remark Sessions says FBI agent Peter Strzok no longer has his security clearance MORE signed the bill this morning.

WHAT'S IN THE DEAL: Here's a list of what is in the two-year budget deal: http://bit.ly/2H1hcQr

THIS A.M. -- TRUMP REACTS: President Trump expressed displeasure with the government funding bill just after he signed it. He tweeted: "Without more Republicans in Congress, we were forced to increase spending on things we do not like or want in order to finally, after many years of depletion, take care of our Military. Sadly, we needed some Dem votes for passage. Must elect more Republicans in 2018 Election!" He later added: "Costs on non-military lines will never come down if we do not elect more Republicans in the 2018 Election, and beyond. This Bill is a BIG VICTORY for our Military, but much waste in order to get Dem votes. Fortunately, DACA not included in this Bill, negotiations to start now!" http://bit.ly/2nZCBkv

NEXT UP IN THE SENATE -- IMMIGRATION: Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnellAddison (Mitch) Mitchell McConnellPolitical figures pay tribute to Charles Krauthammer Charles Krauthammer dies at the age of 68 Overnight Energy: EPA declines to write new rule for toxic spills | Senate blocks move to stop Obama water rule | EPA bought 'tactical' pants and polos MORE (R-Ky.) is turning attention in the Senate toward a fight over immigration. How: This morning, he teed up a House-passed shell bill being used as the vehicle for the Senate's immigration debate. The debate over immigration will consume much of the next week. http://bit.ly/2Erq6Zb

Happy Friday!  I'm Cate Martel with a quick recap of the morning and what's coming up. Send comments, story ideas and events for our radar to cmartel@thehill.com@CateMartel and on Facebook.

PROGRAMMING NOTE: The 12:30 Report will be off next week for vacation. We will return after Presidents Day!

 

SIGHTS AND SOUNDS FROM THE SHUTDOWN

Didn't that seem like a dream? That's because you were likely sleeping for the entire shutdown: The federal government briefly shut down last night as lawmakers scrambled for a deal. Both chambers passed the bipartisan budget deal and President Trump signed it into law this morning, ending the shutdown. http://bit.ly/2nW79U3

Recap of the night...

Breaking news alert at 2:01 a.m. -- 'Senate passes bill to end shutdown': http://bit.ly/2C72GmB

Breaking news alert at 5:42 a.m. -- 'House passes deal to end shutdown': http://bit.ly/2EduKKS

Breaking news alert at 9:07 a.m. -- 'Trump signs budget deal ending shutdown': http://bit.ly/2nW79U3

Getting traction -- ouuuch, tell us how you really feel: "This is the stupidest thing to happen to Congress in three weeks," said one Senate GOP aide. "This is even more stupid than the name of the new Kardashian baby (Stormi). This is dumber than a screen door on a submarine. This is even stupider than the kid who didn't recognize Justin Timberlake at the Super Bowl." (Via Politico's Rachael Bade and Seung Min KimFull story -- 'The dumbest shutdown ever': http://politi.co/2FZmJFL

Who's getting blamed for this shutdown? -- That's R-A-N...: Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) is receiving the blame for last night's shutdown. Why: GOP senators accused the libertarian-leaning senator of wasting the chamber's time. http://bit.ly/2EeD4Kn

Oooooph:

Back story to the neighbor comment: http://bit.ly/2H1zwJb 

It's tradition!:

 

THE 2018 WINTER OLYMPICS

*Scrolls through this Gallup poll: "Majority not interested in watching Winter Olympics" http://bit.ly/2nWte4P

*Slowly pulls out American flag beads, face paint, shirt and imitation gold medals while making direct eye contact*: 

The 2018 Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang have officially begun! Here's what to know today:

Opening ceremony: It will air at 8 p.m. EST on NBC. 

Keep in mind -- the opening ceremony has already happened: I won't give any spoilers, but if you do want to see photos and footage, The New York Times has a cool wrap-up: http://nyti.ms/2EdViaW

Pool report: The Washington Post's Ashley Parker describes the opening ceremony with Vice President Pence. It involves two impersonators -- one of President Trump and one of North Korean leader Kim Jong UnRead: http://bit.ly/2sgfk2S

Tidbit -- Pence avoids greeting North Korean official: Vice President Pence shook hands with every leader at an Olympic reception yesterday except North Korea's ceremonial head of state, Kim Yong Namhttp://bit.ly/2nOF7KU

Dates for each Olympic event: Here are the dates for each event, a brief description and which countries are favored: http://cnn.it/2nOKKZs

Jamaica, we have a bobsled team!: Here's a list of the best Winter Olympics movies. http://lat.ms/2EeP7rh

 

LATEST WITH THE ROB PORTER FALLOUT

It's like texting one best friend to complain about the other. (Well, then The New York Times publishes your complaints): Via The New York Times's Peter Baker and Maggie HabermanPresident Trump reportedly called former White House chief of staff Reince PriebusReinhold (Reince) Richard PriebusBannon: Sessions an 'excellent' AG, Trump 'wrong' about recusal GOP lawmakers, top advisers have campaigned to stop Trump from firing Sessions: report Exclusive: Bannon says Rosenstein could be fired 'very shortly' MORE to complain about current chief of staff John KellyJohn Francis KellyMOREWhat this means for the White House: "The idea that the president would confide grievances over Mr. Kelly with the person he pushed out to hire Mr. Kelly is yet another indication of how upside-down Mr. Trump's world can be. In the West Wing, various characters fall in and out of favor with such rapidity that it is never entirely clear who has the president's ear." http://nyti.ms/2H3v0d1

JOHN KELLY'S BAD DAY: Via The Hill's Niall Stanage, sources close to the White House say chief of staff John Kelly has suffered a serious blow to his standing from the bungled resignation of staff secretary Rob Porter, who left the White House after allegations that he had abused his two ex-wives. Kelly's most vehement critics even suggest the episode could herald his demise within the administration. http://bit.ly/2nOFncQ

YIKES, THIS QUOTE IS PRETTY INTENSE: Jennie Willoughby, one of the ex-wives of former White House staff secretary Rob Porter, said she was worried for communications director Hope HicksHope Charlotte HicksThe Memo: Trump’s media game puts press on back foot White House looking for candidates at conservative job fair: report CBS: Sanders may leave White House at end of year MORE, who is reportedly dating Porter. In her words: "I don't think he's changed," Willoughby said. "It definitely worries me because, if I'm being frank with you, if he hasn't already been abusive with Hope, he will." http://bit.ly/2BMYVqA

 

IN OTHER NEWS

Same, President Trump. SAME.  That's why I'm looking into hiring a life intern to read me the paper every day ;) Via The Washington Post's Carol D. Leonnig, Shane Harris and Greg Jaffe, breaking with tradition, President Trump prefers to have oral intelligence briefing instead of a written document. What do I mean 'breaking with tradition': His past seven predecessors received written intelligence reports. http://wapo.st/2BQsCqZ

 

NOTABLE TWEETS:

YUP.:

Because Fridays are for dog pictures:

 

ON TAP:

The House and Senate are o-u-t, OUT. 

11:30 a.m. EST: President Trump met with Secretary of State Rex TillersonRex Wayne TillersonTrump cannot blame policy of separating children on Obama North Korea looked to set up communications back channel through Kushner: report North America wins 2026 bid to host World Cup after lobbying from Trump MORE.

3:30 p.m. EST: President Trump meets with EPA Administrator Scott PruittEdward (Scott) Scott PruittOvernight Energy: EPA declines to write new rule for toxic spills | Senate blocks move to stop Obama water rule | EPA bought 'tactical' pants and polos Grassley wants to subpoena Comey, Lynch after critical IG report Senate blocks bid to stop Obama water rule MORE.

 

WHAT TO WATCH:

Sunday morning: Sen. Jeff FlakeJeffrey (Jeff) Lane FlakeMcSally takes hard line on immigration in Arizona primary Flake threatens to limit Trump court nominees: report Poll: McSally holds 14-point lead in Arizona GOP Senate primary MORE (R-Ariz.) and George Washington University's Clint Watts will appear exclusively on NBC's "Meet the Press."

 

NOW FOR THE FUN STUFF...:

Today is National Pizza Day! It's also National Bagel Day! Or, as @IanCass eloquently put it, it's National Cheat Day.  http://bit.ly/2EuBBip

Pizza deals: Here's an updated list of National Pizza Day deals around the country. I'm lookin' at you, Baskin-Robbins ice cream pizza! List: http://on.today.com/2C76m7Y

Bagel deals: Here's a list of bagel deals today: https://usat.ly/2EQLwMS

I have a lot of feelings about this. Specifically: WHEN CAN I GO?: Via Food Network, here's a pizza restaurant in Yonkers that makes two-foot long slices of pizza. It looks so overwhelming, yet, beautiful. Video: http://bit.ly/2slVh38

This is why we can't have nice things: L.L. Bean just ended its famous lifetime return policy. In a letter to customers: "Increasingly, a small, but growing number of customers has been interpreting our guarantee well beyond its original intent. Some view it as a lifetime product replacement program, expecting refunds for heavily worn products used over many years. Others seek refunds for products that have been purchased through third parties, such as at yard sales."' http://n.pr/2sgqZ1S

And because I won't be here next week, I will leave you with one of the best videos I've seen in a while. Here's a woman walking outside in the middle of the night to discover her neighbor's corgi had snuck onto her property and was riding her pony. I kid you not. http://bit.ly/2C9qztv