By Keith Laing - 08/31/11 01:00 PM EDT
Your morning transportation speed-read:
The Transportation Security Administration said a man tried to board an airplane in Brazil with snakes and tortoises in his pants.
The National Transportation Safety Board blamed a utility company and lax regulators for a California pipeline explosion.
The terminal at Miami International Airport was evacuated because of a suspicious package.
Commuter rail service in New York has resumed post-Irene.