By Eric Garland - 10/29/13 11:04 AM EDT
"The website, [Obama] says, has had some glitches?" Letterman said. "Let me tell you something ladies and gentlemen. You order a pair of pants online from J. Crew and they send you the wrong color, that's a glitch. This is a Carnival cruise, for God's sake."
"We have no private information anymore, do we?" he joked. "It's a Carnival cruise, it's not a glitch."
Letterman added that Obama might be looking to vacate his presidency early.
"Today, Obama was in so much trouble, he called Hillary Clinton and said, 'Could you start early?' "