Rep. Jared Polis (D-Colo.), who drew national acclaim and esteem from the fashion world for his bowtie-polo sartorial sensation a few weeks ago, has been named the newest spokesman for men’s fashion magazine GQ.
However much he might wish it, Polis’s oddball style has not been labeled groundbreaking or avant-garde enough to land him a job at GQ. But a congressman can dream, and dream he did in a press release that went out to reporters announcing his “hire.”
"While we were, admittedly, slow to appreciate the 'fashion genius' that Congressman Polis' daring style represents, we can admit when we were wrong, and think that this move more than makes up for that," said GQ Editor-in-Chief Jim Nelson in the release. "I am confident that a wave of polo's with bowties will sweep across the nation, and we are proud to be [at] the forefront of this 'potie' revolution."
Other lawmakers got in on the April Fools’ festivities on Tuesday, with Sen. Ted CruzRafael (Ted) Edward CruzThe Hill's Morning Report - Presented by National Industries for the Blind - Schumer: Dem unity will happen eventually; Newsom prevails The Memo: Like the dress or not, Ocasio-Cortez is driving the conversation again Ocasio-Cortez defends attendance of Met Gala amid GOP uproar MORE (R-Texas) announcing on "Fox & Friends" that he got a tattoo of a cigar-smoking, fedora-wearing Winston Churchill on his bicep.
The Republican National Committee announced the party would be swapping colors with Democrats, taking over blue because after polling women and millennials, they realized it would “improve our standing in 2014, 2016 and beyond.”
It seems the ultimate joke, however, was on reporters, who spent a nervous Tuesday on high alert, second-guessing every quirky story or too-good-to-be-true nugget of news for fear of taking an April Fools’ prank too seriously.
DEMS RESPONDING TO KOCHS: Thirty million dollars from Koch brothers-backed groups later, Democrats are finally investing money in offensive efforts to take down the Kochs and motivate their base to turn out.
NE-SEN (OPEN): Nebraska Republican Senate front-runners Shane Osborn, the former state treasurer, and Ben Sasse, the Midland University president, are battling over who can lay claim to the “outsider” mantle in the race, but both have some insider ties. Sasse worked on 2012 GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney’s transition team and has produced an ObamaCare alternative that aligns closely with Romney’s healthcare plan, while Osborn is recieving support from allies of Sen. Mitch McConnellAddison (Mitch) Mitchell McConnellCEOs urge Congress to raise debt limit or risk 'avoidable crisis' Capito grills EPA nominee on '#ResistCapitalism' tweet Hassan launches first ad of reelection bid focusing on veterans' issues MORE (R-Ky.).
NH-SEN (SHAHEEN): Scott Brown made a brief stop at his old stomping grounds Tuesday — at the weekly Senate Republican Conference lunch. He was dropping in, an aide said, to say hello during a previously planned trip to the D.C. area for business unrelated to his New Hampshire Senate exploratory committee.
MS-SEN (COCHRAN): Facing a tough primary fight, Sen. Thad CochranWilliam (Thad) Thad CochranBottom line Bottom line Alabama zeroes in on Richard Shelby's future MORE (R-Miss.) launched a new ad that touts his positions on three bread-and-butter conservative issues: guns, abortion and ObamaCare.
KY-SEN (MCCONNELL): A new ad from a pro-Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) group touts his opposition to the “death tax,” characterizing it as a defense of family farms.
AR-SEN (PRYOR): Americans for Prosperity is up with another ad attacking Sen. Mark PryorMark Lunsford PryorBottom line Everybody wants Joe Manchin Cotton glides to reelection in Arkansas MORE (D-Ark.) on ObamaCare, featuring a truck driver saying the law has led to uncertainty about whether he’ll be able to keep his insurance.
AK-SEN (BEGICH): The American Energy Alliance is up with ads that say Sen. Mark BegichMark Peter BegichAlaska Senate race sees cash surge in final stretch Alaska group backing independent candidate appears linked to Democrats Sullivan wins Alaska Senate GOP primary MORE (D-Alaska) “likes to have it both ways” on climate change legislation.
GA-SEN (OPEN): Senate candidate Michelle Nunn (D) is facing her first attack ad. The Ending Spending Action Fund, a GOP-affiliated super-PAC, is hitting her for her support of ObamaCare and accusing her of supporting higher taxes, calling her "the last thing Georgia taxpayers need."
NC-SEN (HAGAN): American Crossroads is up with ads backing North Carolina House Speaker Thom Tillis (R) ahead of his competitive GOP primary to face Sen. Kay HaganKay Ruthven HaganInfighting grips Nevada Democrats ahead of midterms Democrats, GOP face crowded primaries as party leaders lose control Biden's gun control push poses danger for midterms MORE (D-N.C.). The 60-Plus Association is also on the air attacking Hagan. And Tea Party candidate Greg Brannon (R), Tillis’s main opponent in the race, is out with a mailer touting his endorsement from Sen. Rand PaulRandal (Rand) Howard PaulSenate lawmakers let frustration show with Blinken Rand Paul: 'Hatred for Trump' blocking research into ivermectin as COVID-19 treatment Masks and vaccines: What price freedom? MORE (R-Ky.) and his opposition to abortion.
BATTLE FOR THE HOUSE
DCCC ED NAMES THREE TOP RACES: Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee Executive Director Kelly Ward touted races in Colorado’s 6th District, California’s 21st District and New Jersey’s 3rd District as three of the nation’s top races this cycle.
AZ-7 (OPEN): Retiring Rep. Ed PastorEdward (Ed) Lopez PastorCross outside North Carolina historic black church defaced with KKK threat GOP lawmaker blasts Trump for quoting pastor warning of civil war over impeachment North Carolina's special House election heads to nail-biter finish MORE (D-Ariz.) endorsed Maricopa County Supervisor Mary Rose Wilcox in the competitive Democratic primary for his seat. Meanwhile, Arizona House Assistant Minority Leader Ruben Gallego announced raising $160,000 in the first 28 days of his campaign from more than 800 donors, and has $150,000 cash on hand.
AL-6 (OPEN): Alabama businessman Will Brooke, one of five Republicans vying for retiring Rep. Spencer Bauchus’s (R-Ala.) seat, launched two introductory ads in the race. In one, he speaks direct-to-camera about his sucess creating jobs, and in another, a narrator touts him as helping out following a tornado, “working, praying beside those in need.”
MI-4 (OPEN): Michigan state Sen. John Moolenaar (R) is the first candidate to announce a bid for retiring Rep. Dave Camp’s (R-Mich.) GOP-leaning House seat.
WV-3 (RAHALL): The American Energy Alliance launched a new ad tying vulnerable Democratic Rep. Nick RahallNick Joe RahallA billion plan to clean the nation's water is murky on facts On The Trail: The political losers of 2020 We shouldn't allow politics to impede disaster relief MORE (W.Va.) to President Obama on coal. The ad charges that Rahall “wants us to think he’s fighting for West Virginia coal, but in Washington, he stands with anti-coal extremists.”
'I CAN’T SAY MYSELF?' New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) named former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker and Rep. Paul RyanPaul Davis RyanPaul Ryan says it's 'really clear' Biden won election: 'It was not rigged. It was not stolen' Democrats fret over Trump-district retirements ahead of midterms To cut poverty and solve the labor shortage, enhance the Earned Income Tax Credit MORE (Wis.) as “really good” candidates for president in a Fox News interview. Of Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.), another likely presidential contender, Christie would only say he would be a “credible” candidate.
RICK SANTORUM, FILMMAKER, GOP NOMINEE? Former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum is contemplating another run for president, and historically he’d be handed the nomination — the GOP typically nominates the second-place finisher from the cycle before. But no one quite appears to believe Santorum will be the pick this time around, The Washington Post sketches out in a new profile. While he contemplates his prospects, he makes movies.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
“Bottom line – There is nothing wrong with being a gamer.”
—Jacob Rush, Rep. Ted YohoTheodore (Ted) Scott YohoOcasio-Cortez on Taylor Greene: 'These are the kinds of people that I threw out of bars all the time' Ocasio-Cortez: 'No consequences' in GOP for violence, racism 7 surprise moments from a tumultuous year in politics MORE’s (R-Fla.) primary challenger, who spends his free time role-playing as a vampire and other characters