The same individual also admitted in a response to an inquiry from Rep. Darrell Issa that he could not certify whether the number of jobs "saved or created" by the stimulus, as reported on, was accurate. He replied, "No, I am not able to make this certification.”

Thankfully for government bureaucrats, accuracy is not a requirement for websites specifically designed to provide transparency. In fact it seems that the jobs "saved or created"-- and even many of the Congressional Districts in which they are created-- are so transparent, they're invisible.

Arizona, for instance, is now the proud host of 86 Congressional Districts. A whopping $34 MILLION stimulus dollars were spent in Arizona's 86th's Congressional District, for a total of-- how many?-- ZERO jobs.

We also have a "00" Congressional District, in which another $600K spent has been spent to create fictitious jobs.

State/Territory Summaries:

Top Congressional Districts           Jobs                      Amount
4th congressional district              10,034.8              $1,772,338,156
7th congressional district              735.3                    $394,080,874
1st congressional district               909.4                    $217,071,244
5th congressional district              137                       $145,399,210
6th congressional district              81                          $89,641,748
2nd congressional district             135.3                    $86,400,240
8th congressional district         106.2                    $50,624,970
3rd congressional district              86                          $42,422,493
86th congressional district            0                            $34,412,126
40th congressional district            0                            $1,280,838
9th congressional district              2                            $905,475
15th congressional district            30                          $761,420
00 congressional district          8                            $599,061
78th congressional district            0                            $490,482
38th congressional district            5                            $391,139
11th congressional district            5                            $288,020
29th congressional district            0                            $148,482
36th congressional district            0                            $81,071
50th congressional district            0                            $70,000
52nd congressional district           7                            $59,414
25th congressional district            0                            $57,194
18th congressional district            1                            $32,878

And in an interview with ABC News, Chris Whitley with Head Start responded to a question on how Head Start somehow misreported the number of jobs it had created with stimulus funds as "317," when in fact that number was the amount of standing employees who had received a one-time pay raise of 2.3%. Whitley stated, " wasn't illegal, immoral or unethical. And they told me to do it, so I did it."

If this is true, it would appear that the helpful folks at the other end of the Stimulus Help Line are actively instructing people to disregard the actual numbers and submit fictitious jobs claims, seemingly in the interest of trying to salvage any disintegrating claims of stimulus success by the Obama Administration.

Just today, a newly released GAO report shows that more than 58,000 reported stimulus jobs came from projects that have not yet spent any stimulus funds. That is one out of every 10 jobs the White House says were "saved or created."

These are only a few of the "reporting errors" surfacing with increasing frequency in the wake of the most recent jobless report, which revealed a 10.2% unemployment rate despite the President's assurance that it would not climb over 8% if Congress would rush to pass the $800 deficit bill (during the worst economic recession since the Great Depression.)

The question is no longer whether the stimulus has worked.

Now the only question is how deep this ridiculous stimulus rabbit-hole really goes.