While Washington is full of partisan mudslinging and political sniping, elsewhere, love is in the air as Valentine’s Day approaches. And ITK has got you covered with an array of left-, right- and center-aligned presents to give to that special political junkie in your life with our Feb. 14 gift guide.

For the procrastinating admirer, there’s still time to print out an array of zinger-filled political Valentines for a paramour. For $7, one Etsy seller is offering an array of pun-tastic cards featuring prominent political figures. One Valentine shows an illustration of potential 2020 White House hopeful former Rep. Beto O’Rourke (D-Texas) with the message: “You’d Beto believe I’m into you.”

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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-CortezAlexandria Ocasio-CortezHillary Clinton backs Shontel Brown in Ohio congressional race Ocasio-Cortez, Gillibrand and Moulton call for more high-speed rail funding in infrastructure package Pelosi picks Democrats for special panel tackling inequality MORE (D-N.Y.) is seen in another drawing with a not-quite-lovey-dovey poem: “The GOP is red, the Dems are blue. Let’s tax the rich and smash the patriarchy too!” Another image depicts Melania TrumpMelania TrumpJill Biden, Kate Middleton visit school together in first meeting Jill Biden wears 'LOVE' jacket 'to bring unity' to meeting with Boris Johnson White House gets back to pre-COVID-19 normality MORE and plays off her infamous “I really don’t care. Do U?” jacket with the words: “I really do care about U.”

A scented soy candle made up of “liberal tears” could make your Trump-loving sweetie’s eyes well up with tears of joy. But, be warned, while the $21 product has the “crisp smell of fresh tears”: “NO ACTUAL TEARS USED IN THE MAKING OF THIS CANDLE,” the Etsy seller concedes.

Other fans of President TrumpDonald TrumpWhite House denies pausing military aid package to Ukraine Poll: 30 percent of GOP voters believe Trump will 'likely' be reinstated this year Black Secret Service agent told Trump it was offensive to hold rally in Tulsa on Juneteenth: report MORE might enjoy a $15 stemless wine glass bearing a silhouette of the commander in chief and the phrase: “I wouldn’t deport you.” It’s a “perfect Valentine’s Day gift!!” the Etsy seller says.

Those fed up with D.C. can simply Marie Kondo it away, with the help of a mug inspired by the Netflix show-hosting organizational guru. A mug from LookHuman.com features a drawing of the White House along with Kondo’s catchphrase, “Does it spark joy?”

“If not, you should get rid of it!” an item description for the $10 drinkware states. “Tidy up the government with this funny Marie Kondo parody,” the website says, hawking the mug as “perfect for protesting, showing your distaste for the Trump administration, and making the world a nicer place.”

Other revelers may want to show they’ve given their heart to a certain someone his Valentine’s Day. One Etsy shop is hawking $3 pins dedicated to special counsel Robert MuellerRobert (Bob) MuellerSenate Democrats urge Garland not to fight court order to release Trump obstruction memo Why a special counsel is guaranteed if Biden chooses Yates, Cuomo or Jones as AG Barr taps attorney investigating Russia probe origins as special counsel MORE. The accessories feature a black and white photo of Mueller’s smiling face with red and pink hearts encircling it.

It’s not the only item for sale that goes gaga for Mueller, who’s investigating Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election and any possible coordination with the Trump campaign. A $23 shirt from another Etsy store lets those who eye it know its wearer is taken, with the message: “Mueller is my Valentine.”