More likely Mr. BoehnerJohn Andrew BoehnerRift widens between business groups and House GOP Juan Williams: Pelosi shows her power Debt ceiling games endanger US fiscal credibility — again MORE, seeing the dispute between Conan and Jay, is trying his hand at late-night comedy. Or, knowing that NASA is pursuing its mission to Mars, Mr. Boehner is staking his claim with the little green men on Martian soil.

Actually, my guess is that John BoehnerJohn Andrew BoehnerRift widens between business groups and House GOP Juan Williams: Pelosi shows her power Debt ceiling games endanger US fiscal credibility — again MORE has seen the polls showing the Democrats are now positioned to pick up the Republican seat in Ohio, with both Democratic candidates leading former George W. Bush aide Rob PortmanRobert (Rob) Jones PortmanOvernight Defense & National Security — Presented by Raytheon Technologies — Biden backtracks on Taiwan Top GOP senators want joint review of Afghan visa process Timken rolls out six-figure ad campaign, hits Fauci MORE in the latest poll.

Where do Republicans get these guys?