For all Hillary Holdouts, disgruntled primary losers, and how-can-you-still-be-undecided voters, here’s a quiz. Pick the two-word answer to the question: Why should I vote for Sen. Obama?

a) Supreme Court
b) Judicial appointments
c) Roe v. Wade
d) Gun control
e) Economy, stupid
f) Iraq war
g) Gas prices
h) World image
i) All of the above

Anyone who did not choose (i) gets a free Ralph Nader dunce cap and a T-shirt saying “Happy Now, Spoiler?”