The Hill's 12:30 Report — Trump, Dem leaders spar before cameras at meeting over border wall | Senate to vote on criminal justice bill | Google chief gets grilling

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The Hill's 12:30 Report: Trump, Dem leaders spar before cameras at meeting on border wall | Trump warns Pelosi he will shut down government | Trump calls it 'fake news' he can't find chief of staff | McConnell agrees to vote on criminal justice bill | Warns Senate could work during Christmas break | Dem Luján to get 'assistant Speaker' title | Google chief gets grilling before Congress | Murdered or imprisoned journalists are Time's 'Person of the Year'

 

Omg, the Oval Office just turned into a Jerry Springer episode: 

Via The Hill's Jordan Fabian, President TrumpDonald John TrumpJoint Chiefs chairman denies report that US is planning to keep 1K troops in Syria Kansas Department of Transportation calls Trump 'delusional communist' on Twitter Trump has privately voiced skepticism about driverless cars: report MORE just got into an extraordinary public argument with Democratic congressional leaders Charles SchumerCharles (Chuck) Ellis SchumerWhy we need to build gateway now Campaign to draft Democratic challenger to McConnell starts raising funds Schumer congratulates J. Lo and A-Rod, but says 'I'm never officiating a wedding again' MORE (D-N.Y.) and Nancy PelosiNancy Patricia D'Alesandro PelosiMulvaney: Military projects impacted by wall funding haven't been decided yet Left-wing Dems in minority with new approach to spending Julian Castro hints at brother Joaquin's Senate run MORE (D-Calif.) as pressure is building over the White House's border wall demands. http://bit.ly/2UwTK4i

Trump told Schumer and Pelosi in front of the press: "I am proud to shut down the government for border security, Chuck. ... I will be the one to shut it down." http://bit.ly/2ErtUdg

Pelosi's reaction -- Not. Now.:  Pelosi repeatedly asked Trump not to discuss the issue of border wall funding while the press was in the room. "You will not win," Pelosi told Trump. http://bit.ly/2UwTK4i

Same with Schumer: "Let's debate, let's debate in private." http://bit.ly/2QFfY5d

YiiikesPresident Trump: "Nancy's in a situation where it's not easy to talk right now." 

Nancy Pelosi: "Please don't characterize the strength that I bring to this meeting" http://bit.ly/2GnPwcr

On whether they will reach an agreement -- Eh.: "We probably won't have an agreement today," Trump said. "We probably won't." http://bit.ly/2rweEn1

Watch -- here's video of part of the back and forth: http://bit.ly/2EqyCYv  

NEW PHOTO FROM THE MEETING -- WOW:  "Incredible argument unfolding now in front of the press between trump, Pelosi and Schumer over votes for border security. Pelosi keeps asking not to discuss it in front of the press." (Via The Wall Street Journal's Vivian Salama) Photo: http://bit.ly/2zRWXCK

OK, now look at that photo again, but this time notice Pence's facial expression: http://bit.ly/2zRWXCK

^Amazing comparison: The Hill's Niv Elis described Vice President Pence's reaction to the outbursts well. "Pence is just sitting there super awkwardly. He looks like an Elf on the Shelf." Compare this photo to the photo above: http://bit.ly/2Qo6Ty9

Photo of the White House press corps capturing the outburst: http://bit.ly/2RSOeHl

TIDBIT -- WHY WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MEETING: "The meeting was scheduled be closed to the press but the White House unexpectedly opened it to reporters just as Pelosi and Schumer were arriving at the White House."

CONTEXT TO THE MEETING:

What Trump is pushing for: $5 billion in border wall funding. http://bit.ly/2LaELbY 

Why Democrats aren't in the mood to negotiate: House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) is under pressure not to concede because her party is taking control of the House in January. Pelosi is also vying for the job as speaker. 

Why both parties may need to compromise: If the two sides don't come to an agreement by Dec. 21, part of the federal government shuts down. I.e.: Four days before Christmas.   

BEFORE THE MEETING -- SHOW THOSE PEARLY WHITES:

President Trump made a last-minute pitch for border wall funding this morning before his meeting with Pelosi and Schumer. The gist -- excerpt:  "Our Southern Border is now Secure and will remain that way … I look forward to my meeting with Chuck SchumerCharles (Chuck) Ellis SchumerWhy we need to build gateway now Campaign to draft Democratic challenger to McConnell starts raising funds Schumer congratulates J. Lo and A-Rod, but says 'I'm never officiating a wedding again' MORE & Nancy Pelosi. In 2006, Democrats voted for a Wall, and they were right to do so. Today, they no longer want Border Security. They will fight it at all cost, and Nancy must get votes for Speaker. But the Wall will get built." The full tweets: http://bit.ly/2PuaGod

 

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ANNOUNCED THIS MORNING

Time's 2018 'Person of the Year':

This morning, Time magazine named a group of journalists who were murdered or imprisoned in the past year as its 2018 "Person of the Year." Read the cover story: http://bit.ly/2LaD1iW

Specifically which journalists: Murdered journalists Jamal Khashoggi and staff members of the Capital Gazette newspaper, as well as jailed journalists Maria Ressa, Wa Lone and Kyaw Soe Oo

Photos of the four magazine covers -- they're pretty powerful: http://bit.ly/2SHF9RF

From the cover story: "This ought to be a time when democracy leaps forward, an informed citizenry being essential to self-government. Instead, it's in retreat."

From Time editor-in-chief Edward Felsenthal: "Like all human gifts, courage comes to us at varying levels and at varying moments. This year we are recognizing four journalists and one news organization who have paid a terrible price to seize the challenge of this moment." http://bit.ly/2Uzpoy9

  

ON CAPITOL HILL

Let me Google that for you:

Google CEO Sundar Pichai is testifying on Capitol Hill to discuss data practices and possible bias. Livestream of the hearing: http://bit.ly/2Qo44gL

This is so creepy: It appears that the Monopoly Man is sitting behind Google's CEO at the hearing. See for yourself -- photo: http://bit.ly/2PtRkzK

^Back story: Activist Ian Madrigal attends congressional hearings dressed as the Monopoly mascot. What to know: http://bit.ly/2QKNYwZ

Ugh, because of course Alex Jones showed up...: Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones showed up at the Google hearing, followed Google CEO Sundar Pichai down the hall and heckled him. Why Jones is angry: He's been banned by several leading internet platforms.  Details: http://bit.ly/2Pxvrzs

 

An update on criminal justice reform -- it's getting a vote! 

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnellAddison (Mitch) Mitchell McConnellRepublicans up for reelection fear daylight with Trump Overnight Energy: Students around globe demand climate action | EPA bans consumer sales of deadly chemical in paint strippers | Green New Deal set for Senate vote The Hill's Morning Report — Trump readies first veto after latest clash with Senate GOP MORE (R-Ky.) just said he will bring a bipartisan criminal justice reform bill to a vote, giving a big win to President Trumphttp://bit.ly/2UzuTwN

Why this is newsy: Just last week, McConnell suggested he did not have enough votes to pass criminal justice reform this year. Quote from McConnell just last week: "It's extremely divisive inside the Senate Republican Conference, in fact there are more members in my conference that are either against it or undecided than or for it. This is a one-week to 10-day bill and I've got two weeks." http://bit.ly/2UzuTwN

Why criminal justice reform is McConnell's biggest headache: "McConnell, who prides himself in working with his Republican colleagues and allowing the GOP conference to work its will, finds himself in the middle of an increasingly public and bitter battle over criminal justice reform that pits President Trump, Jared KushnerJared Corey KushnerA question of privilege: How Trump could still gut the Mueller report Ex-White House ethics chief compares Ivanka, Kushner security clearances to college admissions scandal Nadler: Half of Trump probe targets likely to comply with document requests MORE and the chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee against a group of conservatives opposed to the bill." http://bit.ly/2Px4Z9g

WHY IT'S NOT A FUN TIME TO BE MITCH MCCONNELL: Via The Hill's Jordain Carney, "Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) has a difficult two weeks ahead of him as he tries to navigate disputes within his conference over the lame-duck Congress's final legislative goals." Think: Saudi Arabia and criminal justice reform.  http://bit.ly/2Px4Z9g

THIS MORNING FROM MCCONNELL -- IT'S THE CLASSIC CHRISTMAS VACATION THREAT: McConnell warned that senators could be in session between Christmas and New Years to finish work for the year unless senators agree to fast-track some of its to-do list. http://bit.ly/2Gc6zhs

 

Tidbit -- someone clearly watched Ariana Grande's 'Thank u, next' music video:

Rep. Eric SwalwellEric Michael SwalwellTrump reignites criticism of McCain months after senator's death Swalwell jokes about 'bad decisions' after bleached-hair yearbook photo resurfaces Dem lawmakers unveil Journalist Protection Act amid Trump attacks on media MORE (D-Calif.) responded to an interview from House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthyKevin Owen McCarthyOvernight Energy: McConnell tees up vote on Green New Deal | Centrist Dems pitch alternative to plan | House Republican likens Green New Deal to genocide | Coca-Cola reveals it uses 3M tons of plastic every year House GOP lawmaker says Green New Deal is like genocide GOP lawmakers: House leaders already jockeying for leadership contests MORE (R-Calif.):

THIS A.M. -- NEW CONGRESS, NEW TITLE: Via The Hill's Scott Wong, "Rep. Ben Ray Luján's (D-N.M.) new title in the next Congress will be 'assistant Speaker' instead of 'assistant majority leader,' House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) told rank-and-file members in a closed-door caucus meeting Tuesday, multiple sources in the room told The Hill." http://bit.ly/2rvGC21

Op-ed: http://bit.ly/2QJZxo4

 

IN THE WHITE HOUSE

I wonder how awkward work is today for John KellyJohn Francis KellyMORE:

Via The Hill's Niall StanagePresident Trump's search for his next chief of staff has cast a harsh light on his administration. Why: "The probe by special counsel Robert Mueller is picking up speed, amplifying the inherent risks in working for the volatile Trump. It has made a job that would once have been a career pinnacle fraught with peril." http://bit.ly/2B9FS77

Quote from a Republican operative: "You're not becoming the chief of staff for the president of the United States. You're becoming the chief of staff for Individual-1."

THIS MORNING -- REACTION FROM TRUMP: The president called media reports about his struggle to find a new chief of staff "fake news." He tweeted: "Fake News has it purposely wrong. Many, over ten, are vying for and wanting the White House Chief of Staff position. Why wouldn't someone want one of the truly great and meaningful jobs in Washington. Please report news correctly. Thank you!" http://bit.ly/2RRSrLA

  

NOTABLE TWEETS

Whoaaaa -- this may be cooler than the northern lights

 

Meanwhile on the campaign trail:

             

ON TAP

The House and Senate are in. President Trump and Vice President Pence are in Washington. D.C.

11:30 a.m. EST: President Trump met with Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) in the Oval Office.

12:30 p.m. EST: The Senate breaks for weekly caucus luncheons. Vice President Pence attends the Republican lunch. The Senate's full schedule today: http://bit.ly/2zS47Hc

3 p.m. EST: A judge scheduled a hearing to decide whether President Trump's former campaign chair Paul ManafortPaul John ManafortBharara: 'Doesn't seem' Mueller's investigation 'ending any time soon' Dems fear Trump is looking at presidential pardons The Hill's 12:30 Report: Trump condemns 'horrible' New Zealand mosque shootings MORE breached his plea agreement. Details: http://bit.ly/2QQJ5lQ

3:45 p.m. EST: President Trump signs the Iraq and Syria Genocide Relief and Accountability Act of 2018.

3:45 p.m. EST: First and last votes in the House. The House's full schedule today: http://bit.ly/2jYhqPv

Wednesday: President Trump's planned economic event in Baltimore will now happen at the White House. Details: http://bit.ly/2C57Ra0

 

WHAT TO WATCH

This morning: Google CEO Sundar Pichai testifies on Capitol Hill about data practices. Livestream: https://cs.pn/2Erek1j

  

NOW FOR THE FUN STUFF...

Today is National "Have a Bagel" Day.

 

This is important, my bagel lovers:

Panera Bread is giving out a free bagel a day through the end of the year. How to get the free bagels: Sign up for their rewards membership. http://bit.ly/2zUpszU 

 

And to break up your Tuesday afternoon, here's a puppy conquering its family's Roomba: http://bit.ly/2SEBMLl