The Hill's 12:30 Report — Trump headed to border as shutdown hits Day 20 | Talks fall apart | Emergency plan could set up clash with GOP

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The Hill's 12:30 Report: Trump headed to border as shutdown hits Day 20 | Talks fall apart | Trump says it would be 'surprising' if he doesn't declare emergency | How emergency plan could set up clash with GOP | Trump says he never meant that Mexico would 'write out a check' for wall | 100 days since Khashoggi was murdered | O'Rourke livestreams dental appointment | 'Baby Shark' hits Billboard Hot 100

 

NEWS THIS MORNING

I accept, cash, credit, Venmo, Bitcoin – anything really, just no checks:

This morning, President TrumpDonald John TrumpPentagon update to missile defense doctrine will explore space-base technologies, lasers to counter threats Giuliani: 'I never said there was no collusion' between the Trump campaign and Russia Former congressmen, RNC members appointed to Trump administration roles MORE tried to clarify how Mexico would pay for the border wall. http://bit.ly/2FjIYtI

What Trump told reporters -- the $$ line: "[I] never meant [Mexico was] going to write out a check. I said they're going to pay for it." 

How Trump says Mexico is paying for the wall: "They are paying for it with the incredible deal we made," Trump said, referring to the trade agreement with Mexico and Canada. 

Watch Trump's explanation: http://bit.ly/2FjIYtI

 

OTHER HIGHLIGHTS FROM TRUMP'S REMARKS TO REPORTERS:

Btw, Trump likes negotiating with China more than with Democrats: When discussing shutdown negotiations, President Trump called diplomats from China "more honorable" than the Democrats. In Trump's words: "We have a lot of great things happening. The economy is incredible. We're negotiating and having tremendous success with China, and I find China, frankly, in many ways, to be far more honorable than Cryin' Chuck and Nancy."  http://bit.ly/2Rmpefo

Psh, I thought I was too until I tried using Apple shared photo albums…: Trump said at the White House this morning, "I am a professional at technology." http://bit.ly/2Cb4qgK

WHERE TRUMP WAS HEADED WHEN HE MADE THESE REMARKS: President Trump is currently flying from Washington, D.C. to McAllen, Texas to visit the U.S.-Mexico border.

 

Trump keeps glancing at the shiny, 'emergency declaration' button: 

President Trump also gave his strongest indication yet that he might declare a national emergency to bypass Congress and build a wall on the U.S.-Mexico border. http://bit.ly/2FlJUx8

What Trump told reporters outside the White House: Trump said it would be "surprising to me" if he did not declare a national emergency if Democrats don't cave. 

Yup, this sounds like a yes to me: "If this doesn't work out, probably I will do it. I would almost say definitely." 

WHAT THIS WOULD MEAN FOR THE GOP: http://bit.ly/2VICXvK

 

It's a chilly, windy Thursday in Washington. I'm Cate Martel with a quick recap of the morning and what's coming up. Send comments, story ideas and events for our radar to cmartel@thehill.com -- and follow along on Twitter @CateMartel and Facebook.

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LATEST WITH THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN

Today is Day 20 of the partial government shutdown.

 

Trump to Democrats -- Boy BYEEE:

Around 20 minutes into a meeting with congressional Democrats, President Trump abruptly stormed out dismissing the meeting as a "total waste of time." So that went well. http://bit.ly/2Rhcqah

Trump then tweeted: "Nancy said, NO. I said bye-bye, nothing else works!" Read Trump's full "bye-bye" tweet -- it's pretty funny: http://bit.ly/2D2k6nS

^The best part: Trump did use the words "bye-bye" when he left the room, according to a source.

THE DEM SIDE OF THE STORY: Speaker Nancy PelosiNancy Patricia D'Alesandro PelosiOvernight Health Care: Dem chair plans hearing on Medicare for all | Senate GOP talks drug prices with Trump health chief | PhRMA CEO hopeful Trump reverses course on controversial pricing proposal Centrist efforts to convince Trump to end shutdown falter On The Money: Shutdown Day 26 | Pelosi calls on Trump to delay State of the Union | Cites 'security concerns' | DHS chief says they can handle security | Waters lays out agenda | Senate rejects effort to block Trump on Russia sanctions MORE (D-Calif.) described yesterday's meeting: "Not only was the president unpresidential – surprise, surprise – in his behavior. I think the meeting was a set up so he could walk out." http://bit.ly/2skXmtd

FOR CONTEXT -- HOW MUCH THE SHUTDOWN IS COSTING THE U.S. ECONOMY: Via Politico's Victoria Guida, the partial government shutdown is costing the U.S. economy an estimated $1.2 billion for each week (!) it lasts. https://politi.co/2ADBIVR

WHAT HAPPENS IF THE GOVERNMENT HASN'T REOPENED BY JAN. 21: President Trump said he will skip the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. http://bit.ly/2VBvcrk

 

Fund the soldering iron to fix the wall -- that rolls off the tongue:

Via NBC's Jacob Soboroff and Julia Ainsley, the Department of Homeland Security tested a prototype of a steel slat barrier on the border and found it could be cut with a saw. Photo of the prototype: https://nbcnews.to/2Cav7lz

  

IN OTHER NEWS

It's been 100 days since journalist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered:

One hundred days ago today, Saudi dissident journalist Jamal Khashoggi was killed in the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul.

A memorial in The New Yorker: http://bit.ly/2RhmFeA

Check out this ad in The Washington Post today: Keep in mind, Khashoggi was a columnist for The Washington Post and lived in Virginia. Screenshot: http://bit.ly/2CdADnn

Happening today: Sen. Mark WarnerMark Robert WarnerLeaders nix recess with no shutdown deal in sight Mobile providers at center of privacy storm Senators restart shutdown talks — and quickly hit roadblocks MORE (D-Va.), Rep. Adam SchiffAdam Bennett SchiffFISA shocker: DOJ official warned Steele dossier was connected to Clinton, might be biased Intel Dems hire corruption expert, ex-prosecutor as they ramp up Russia probe: report The Hill's Morning Report — Trump’s attorney general pick passes first test MORE (D-Calif.) and Rep. Steve ChabotSteven (Steve) Joseph ChabotThe Hill's 12:30 Report — Trump headed to border as shutdown hits Day 20 | Talks fall apart | Emergency plan could set up clash with GOP House passes resolution calling for release of Reuters journalists jailed in Myanmar This week: Lawmakers return to mourn George H.W. Bush MORE (R-Ohio) are hosting a ceremony for Khashoggi on Capitol Hill. http://bit.ly/2CfEvUS

 

Hums to a tune by Paul McCartney...

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"Spotted in Washington, Thursday at 9am: a man takes a photo of the White House with his middle finger in it." (Via The Hill's Alex Gangitano) http://bit.ly/2TFs2kM

 

NOTABLE TWEETS

Y'know, if he were a millennial, my whole generation would get blamed for this!: 

See for yourself -- Click on his profile photo outlined in pink: http://bit.ly/2RDvgIa

Twitter had a lot of fun with this: 

Yuppp: CNN's Leigh Munsil tweeted, "Somebody is REAL confident in his enamel. No way I'd stream my dentist visit until I got the no-cavity all clear" http://bit.ly/2FkCsTQ

From The Huffington Post's Elise Foley: "I love going to the dentist. It is the only place I feel truly affirmed and successful." http://bit.ly/2RkxgWq

Lol: "heard the kids were way into this 'flossing' thing and just ran with it huh" (From Reuters's Pete Schroederhttp://bit.ly/2CcOMkT

   

ON TAP

The House and Senate are in. President Trump is on his way to the U.S.-Mexico border for the afternoon. 

11 a.m. EST: Vice President Pence met with members of Congress at the U.S. Capitol. 

1:45 p.m. EST: The Senate holds a procedural vote. The Senate's full schedule today: http://bit.ly/2CdrHyB

2:05 p.m. EST: President Trump arrives at the U.S. Border Patrol station in McAllen, Texas.

3:35 p.m. EST: President Trump receives a briefing on border security at the Rio Grande.

3:45 -- 4:45 p.m. EST: First and last votes in the House. The House's full schedule today: http://bit.ly/2SOIS0y

4:05 p.m. EST: President Trump heads back to Washington, D.C.

8:05 p.m. EST: President Trump gets back to the White House.

This weekend: Via The Washington Post's Going Out Guide, here's a list of 12 things to do in the Washington, D.C., area this weekend. The list: https://wapo.st/2M9wHJf

  

WHAT TO WATCH

This morning: Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) held a press conference. Livestream: https://cs.pn/2slbDpL

2:10 p.m. EST: President Trump participates in a roundtable in McAllen, Texas, on immigration and border patrol. Livestream: http://bit.ly/2M4ViP9

  

NOW FOR THE FUN STUFF...

Today is National Bittersweet Chocolate DayYou don't have to tell me twice.

 

Apologies for getting this stuck in your head, but -- 'Baby Shark, Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo, Doo…':

The viral children's song "Baby Shark" has entered the Billboard Hot 100 chart. How high: No. 32. https://nyti.ms/2sjJsaI

If there are no tiny humans currently in your lives -- back story: "Baby Shark" is a YouTube video that gained tremendous popularity among small children. It has more than 2.1 billion views so far. I.e.: It's one of the most-viewed YouTube videos ever. 

(Now taking a moment to apologize to any parents reading this.)

The original YouTube video, if you dare: http://bit.ly/2ADAF8n

 

And because you made it this far, here are two birds who can't seem to stay awake: http://bit.ly/2D1fdvr