The Hill's 12:30 Report: Mueller breaks silence in surprise statement

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The Hill's 12:30 Report: Breaking -- Mueller breaks silence in dramatic appearance | Says charging Trump with a crime was 'not an option we could consider' | Mueller says he will not testify before Congress | Trump says 'nothing changes' | New pressure on Democrats | Nadler vows House will take action | Booker calls for impeachment | How a huge Dem field is boosting Biden | Trump calls Roy MooreRoy Stewart MooreGOP Senate candidate 'pissed off' at Trump over health care for veterans Durbin says he has second thoughts about asking for Franken's resignation Alabama GOP senate candidate says 'homosexual activities' have ruined TV, country's moral core MORE unelectable | Duke's Grocery opening new location



So that's what Robert MuellerRobert (Bob) Swan MuellerMueller report fades from political conversation Trump calls for probe of Obama book deal Democrats express private disappointment with Mueller testimony MORE's voice sounds like: 


Special counsel Robert Mueller made a surprise statement late this morning to conclude his investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 U.S. presidential election.

The gist: Robert Mueller said he believed he was unable to charge President TrumpDonald John TrumpSarah Huckabee Sanders becomes Fox News contributor The US-Iranian scuffle over a ship is a sideshow to events in the Gulf South Korea: US, North Korea to resume nuclear talks 'soon' MORE with a crime because of Justice Department guidelines but highlighted that he was not exonerating the president. 

Livestream of Robert Mueller's remarks:



(!) On whether Trump committed a crime: "If we had had confidence that the president clearly did not commit a crime, we would have said so. We did not however make a determination as to whether the president did commit a crime."


(!) Mueller said charging Trump with a crime was not an option: "Charging the president with a crime... was not an option we could consider." Why: Because of a Justice Department guideline that states a sitting president cannot be indicted. Mueller’s team interpreted that as meaning his team could not bring a charge against Trump as they investigated him for obstruction of justice. 

^What Mueller did not clarify: Whether his office would have charged President Trump with a crime had the Department of Justice guidance not been in place:

Why Muller said accusing Trump of a crime without charging him would have been unfair: "It would be unfair to potentially accuse somebody of a crime when there can be no court resolution of the actual charge."

Mueller also said he will not testify before Congress: "I hope and expect that this will be the only time that I will speak to you in this manner. I am making that decision myself -- no one has told me whether I can or should testify or speak further about this matter." He then highlighted: "The report is my testimony."

I.e.: "Robert Mueller, more or less: If forced to testify I will make it boring."

Robert Mueller said he has completed his tenure: "I am resigning from the Department of Justice to return to private life."



House Judiciary Chair Jerrold NadlerJerrold (Jerry) Lewis NadlerSecond Democrat representing Trump district backs impeachment GOP memo deflects some gun questions to 'violence from the left' House Democrats urge Trump to end deportations of Iraqis after diabetic man's death MORE (D-N.Y.) said that Congress will take action: "Given that Special Counsel Mueller was unable to pursue criminal charges against the President, it falls to Congress to respond to the crimes, lies and other wrongdoing of President Trump – and we will do so." Read Nadler’s full statement:

President Trump says ‘case closed’: “Nothing changes from the Mueller Report. There was insufficient evidence and therefore, in our Country, a person is innocent. The case is closed! Thank you.”

Sen. Cory BookerCory Anthony BookerOvernight Defense: Two US service members killed in Afghanistan | Trump calls on other nations to take up fight against ISIS | Pentagon scraps billion-dollar missile defense program ABC unveils moderators for third Democratic debate Sanders targets gig economy as part of new labor plan MORE (D-N.J.), a 2020 contender, called for impeachment: “Robert Mueller’s statement makes it clear: Congress has a legal and moral obligation to begin impeachment proceedings immediately.”



When the news dropped that Mueller would speak: 9:30 a.m. today. Read the email announcement:

Great cable networks think alike!: "Cable news appears to agree not only on the story of the day, but also on how to chyronize it." Photo of the matching chyrons:

Lol, listen to camera shutters:

SERIOUSLY -- the real reason Mueller's statement is important: Journalist Kelly Cohen pointed out, "thank god we will finally get new stock photos of robert mueller."

Timing -- Mueller loves recess: The Mueller report was released during Congress's two-week Easter recess. Now he made his statement during Congress's Memorial Day recess.

Where Attorney General William BarrWilliam Pelham BarrBarr says he has seen 'nothing' to undercut Epstein autopsy findings Prosecutors are mainly to blame for the criminal justice crisis The Hill's Morning Report - Trump hews to NRA on guns and eyes lower taxes MORE is: In Anchorage for the Alaska Native Justice Roundtable this afternoon.

Photo of the media section: Congrats to the journalist who arrived first:



"Mueller's just gonna reiterate that he thinks the Aladdin remake was really unnecessary."

"(Robert Mueller steps up to podium) Mueller: Jon Snow being a Targaryen never mattered. (steps away from podium)"

"oh hi, im bob muellerRobert (Bob) Swan MuellerMueller report fades from political conversation Trump calls for probe of Obama book deal Democrats express private disappointment with Mueller testimony MORE. you may remember me from such mueller reports as the mueller report."

Mueller: <clears throat> "Literally everyone had a better story than Bran."



Attorney General William Barr will appear exclusively on CBS's "This Morning."


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I believe this was meant in what we call the 'nana booboo' dialect:

Yesterday evening, President Trump offered what appeared to be a tongue-in-cheek defense of his criticism of former Vice President Joe BidenJoe BidenSarah Huckabee Sanders becomes Fox News contributor Poll shows Biden, Warren tied with Trump in Arizona Giuliani says he discussed Biden with Ukrainian official MORE while traveling in Japan, which triggered bipartisan blowback against the president.

Trump tweeted: "I was actually sticking up for Sleepy Joe Biden while on foreign soil. Kim Jong UnKim Jong UnRomney: 'Putin and Kim Jong Un deserve a censure rather than flattery' Pompeo expresses concern over North Korea missile tests State Dept. extends travel ban to North Korea MORE called him a 'low IQ idiot,' and many other things, whereas I related the quote of Chairman Kim as a much softer 'low IQ individual.' Who could possibly be upset with that?"



President Trump sided with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's reference to Biden as a "fool of low IQ."



Bedingfield called Trump's attacks "beneath the dignity of the office" and said "to be on foreign soil, on Memorial Day, and to side repeatedly with a murderous dictator against a fellow American and former vice president speaks for itself."


HOW DEMOCRATS ARE WORRIED Bernie SandersBernie Sanders2020 candidates have the chance to embrace smarter education policies Bernie Sanders Adviser talks criminal justice reform proposal, 'Medicare for All' plan Poll shows Biden, Warren tied with Trump in Arizona MORE COULD BE A SPOILER:



The more the merrier -- Joe Biden should be personally recruiting more 2020 candidates:

Via The Hill's Niall Stanage, "Democratic front-runner Joe Biden has an unusual advantage in the 2020 race: the sheer size of the field."

The problem for other Dems: The intraparty splits are dividing the 2020 Democratic field. For example: 

  • Black candidates: "The presence of two major black candidates, Harris and Sen. Cory Booker (D-N.J.), could prevent African American support coalescing behind either one."  

How this all helps Biden: "By contrast, Biden's niche -- relatively moderate, purportedly electable, popular with older voters -- is not particularly crowded." 

How this could play out:


Naaah, dawg: 

President Trump signaled that he is opposed to Roy Moore running for Senate in Alabama again.

Trump tweeted: "Republicans cannot allow themselves to again lose the Senate seat in the Great State of Alabama. This time it will be for Six Years, not just Two. I have NOTHING against Roy Moore, and unlike many other Republican leaders, wanted him to win. But he didn't, and probably won't. If Alabama does not elect a Republican to the Senate in 2020, many of the incredible gains that we have made during my Presidency may be lost, including our Pro-Life victories. Roy Moore cannot win, and the consequences will be devastating....Judges and Supreme Court Justices!"


Joe Biden's accuser is launching a talk show: 

Via The Hollywood Reporter, former Nevada Assemblywoman Lucy Flores (D), who accused former Vice President Joe Biden of inappropriately touching her, is starting a talk show for Latinx millennials.



This seems terrible:



The House and Senate are out. President Trump and Vice President Pence are in Washington, D.C.

11:30 a.m. EDT: President Trump received an intelligence briefing.

11 a.m. EDT: Vice President Pence met with Monsignor Abelardo Mata.

12:15 p.m. EDT: President Trump swore in the new president of the Export-Import Bank. Vice President Pence also attended.

12:30 p.m. EDT: President Trump has lunch with Vice President Pence.

3:30 p.m. EDT: President Trump meets with Secretary of State Mike PompeoMichael (Mike) Richard PompeoChina threatens to sanction US firms over sales of F-16s to Taiwan Trump moves forward with billion F-16 sale to Taiwan Trump says he'll decide on foreign aid cuts within a week MORE.

4 p.m. EDT: Vice President Pence meets with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo.



Friday morning: CBS's "This Morning" has an exclusive interview with Attorney General William Barr.



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